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title: "25 Benedict Quotes By Joss Stirling"
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> [“You…you want me to argue with you? I thought you wanted me to understand you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/you-you-want-me-to-argue-with-you-i-thought-you-wanted-me-to/)

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> [“Just, in future, an ‘I’m-not-going-to-get-myself-killed’ note would be appreciated.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/just-in-future-an-i-m-not-going-to-get-myself-killed-note-would-be/)

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> [“What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/what-were-we-talking-before-i-was-so-rudely-interrupted-by-a-flying/)

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> [“Xav bounded out behind him. “Yeah, Phee equals You-She squared. I’ve been working on that one: like it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/xav-bounded-out-behind-him-yeah-phee-equals-you-she-squared-i-ve-been/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

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> [“I've just had a really evil idea." "My favourite kind”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-ve-just-had-a-really-evil-idea-my-favourite-kind/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

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> [“You pushed it too far. You shouldn't take the same risk again." "Says the guy who got shot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/you-pushed-it-too-far-you-shouldn-t-take-the-same-risk-again-says-the/)

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> [“You have half our gifts. I the other. Together we make a whole. Together we are much more powerful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/you-have-half-our-gifts-i-the-other-together-we-make-a-whole-together/)

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> [“I revised my opinion that the girl was timid. She appeared to have her giant well under control and a disturbing ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-revised-my-opinion-that-the-girl-was-timid-she-appeared-to-have-her/)

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> [“Trace is cooking Nonna's lasagna." "Wow. I must see this." "He was wearing her little apron and everything." "Got a camera?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/trace-is-cooking-nonna-s-lasagna-wow-i-must-see-this-he-was-wearing/)

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> [“He said he needed to unwind. He was furious we all let you go so far. That boy would stop you so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/he-said-he-needed-to-unwind-he-was-furious-we-all-let-you-go-so-far/)

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> [“So you got Phoenix back,” declared Karla, clapping her hands in delight. “That’s lovely.” “I’m more on loan,” I muttered. “Yeah, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/so-you-got-phoenix-back-declared-karla-clapping-her-hands-in-delight/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

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> [“Nice. Like the new look. He didn’t sound as if he liked it one tiny bit. He sounded fit to be tied…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/nice-like-the-new-look-he-didn-t-sound-as-if-he-liked-it-one-tiny-bit/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

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> [“How am I going to help you?” “You are going to jump.” “Ha.” “You are.” “Have you done this before?” “Yeah, with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/how-am-i-going-to-help-you-you-are-going-to-jump-ha-you-are-have-you/)

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> [“...I want you to be as happy as I am." "Trust me, that wouldn't be the case if I found myself shackled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-want-you-to-be-as-happy-as-i-am-trust-me-that-wouldn-t-be-the-case/)

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> [“Glancing in through the open door to Xav’s room, I saw Zed stretched out on the queen mattress, his arm hugging a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/glancing-in-through-the-open-door-to-xav-s-room-i-saw-zed-stretched/)

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> [“Saul tapped his wife's obstinate chin. "Mrs. Benedict, you certainly are. You promised to obey." "That was thirty years ago! Before the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/saul-tapped-his-wife-s-obstinate-chin-mrs-benedict-you-certainly-are/)

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> [“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/zed-and-sky-had-stayed-behind-and-were-chatting-with-will-sky-sitting/)

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> [“So, Zed, isn’t this a killer outfit?” “Certainly a killer, baby.” “Good, because I’ve bought another five just like it.” “You horrible,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/so-zed-isn-t-this-a-killer-outfit-certainly-a-killer-baby-good/)

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> [“Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music. “I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/oh-my-gosh-don-t-you-both-look-pretty-we-looked-like-rejects-from-the/)

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> [“Xav tugged Yves off me and handed me the call button. “You’ll be needing this, Phee, when my irritating little squirt of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/xav-tugged-yves-off-me-and-handed-me-the-call-button-you-ll-be/)

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> [“Sky. Hope mixed with horror as I searched for Zed, quessing he would not have let his soulfinder walk into this situation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/sky-hope-mixed-with-horror-as-i-searched-for-zed-quessing-he-would/)

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> [“But I’ve kept first of March as my birthday as I like to tease Zed about dating an older woman. And my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/but-i-ve-kept-first-of-march-as-my-birthday-as-i-like-to-tease-zed/)

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> [“I wasn’t sure, but I thought it kind of suited me. With the right shoes and everything.” I displayed the new blue…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-wasn-t-sure-but-i-thought-it-kind-of-suited-me-with-the-right-shoes/)

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> [“Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/yeah-well-not-many-boys-take-their-girls-out-on-a-duck-shoot-with/)

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> [“I’m so pleased you’re such a quick judge of character. You’ve got him tagged.” “Yep, toe-tagged, in the freezer, then buried six…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-m-so-pleased-you-re-such-a-quick-judge-of-character-you-ve-got-him/)

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## Other authors on Benedict

## More by Joss Stirling

> [“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/zed-and-sky-had-stayed-behind-and-were-chatting-with-will-sky-sitting/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“I really, really like you, Sky. But if I don't stop now, your dad will kill me and that will be the end of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-really-really-like-you-sky-but-if-i-don-t-stop-now-your-dad-will/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“Saul tapped his wife's obstinate chin. "Mrs. Benedict, you certainly are. You promised to obey." "That was thirty years ago! Before the wedding ceremony…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/saul-tapped-his-wife-s-obstinate-chin-mrs-benedict-you-certainly-are/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/with-kisses-like-that-i-wish-this-was-the-universe-where-you-were-my/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-m-a-big-boy-i-can-take-it-you-got-into-a-fight-i-m-also-stupid/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“How am I going to help you?” “You are going to jump.” “Ha.” “You are.” “Have you done this before?” “Yeah, with fruit.” That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/how-am-i-going-to-help-you-you-are-going-to-jump-ha-you-are-have-you/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“I unbuttoned my white shirt and reknotted it under by breasts. I felt like one of those circus 'quick change' acts – ta-dah, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-unbuttoned-my-white-shirt-and-reknotted-it-under-by-breasts-i-felt/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [ “He\[Crystal's father\] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/he-crystal-s-father-had-found-my-height-amusing-referring-to-me-as/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music. “I will have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/oh-my-gosh-don-t-you-both-look-pretty-we-looked-like-rejects-from-the/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“I caught a glimpse of him thinking of the final combat in the movies, Harry versus Voldemort, Spider-Man versus the Green Goblin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/i-caught-a-glimpse-of-him-thinking-of-the-final-combat-in-the-movies/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/how-touching-i-think-i-m-gonna-throw-up/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/xav-sprinkled-olive-oil-on-his-lettuce-lola-was-very-particular-that/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“Yeah, some women have it and some go out with you.’ Xav”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/yeah-some-women-have-it-and-some-go-out-with-you-xav/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“Fine, I'll teach you,' 'Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/fine-i-ll-teach-you-besides-there-s-only-so-many-times-a-girl-wants/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

> [“like Belgian chocolate—absolutely sinful and completely irresistible’.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-stirling/like-belgian-chocolate-absolutely-sinful-and-completely-irresistible/)

[Joss Stirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-stirling/)

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