--- title: "1 Bendomolena Decides Quotes By Robin Benway" description: "1 Bendomolena Decides quotes by Robin Benway. Plus more from Robin Benway and more Bendomolena Decides sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2f/robin-benway-12717_my-quotes_i-know-this-is-like-the-longest-story-ev_765094.jpg" --- > [“I know this is like the longest story ever, but I really just wanted you to know the other side. (And besides, Bendomolena’s been on my lap this whole time and once Bendomolena decides to sit on you, get comfortable,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/i-know-this-is-like-the-longest-story-ever-but-i-really-just-wanted/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2f/robin-benway-12717_my-quotes_i-know-this-is-like-the-longest-story-ev_765094.jpg) ## More by Robin Benway > [“How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/how-would-you-like-to-star-in-your-very-own-commercial-i-d-rather/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“So do I kill myself now, or do I wait and do it in front of Evan so he feels really, really, really bad?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/so-do-i-kill-myself-now-or-do-i-wait-and-do-it-in-front-of-evan-so-he/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“I mean, i was into their music and everything way before I knew what they looked like, but they had their pictures in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/i-mean-i-was-into-their-music-and-everything-way-before-i-knew-what/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“Hey, it’s-!” “Who? Oh. Oh.” “Shut up.” “I haven’t said anything yet!” “Don’t.” “How can I shut up if I haven’t said anything?” “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/hey-it-s-who-oh-oh-shut-up-i-haven-t-said-anything-yet-don-t-how-can/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“how goes it? Rafe asked. it goes, Grace wrote back. you scared? terrified. it'll be okay. everything always works out. She wasn't sure if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/how-goes-it-rafe-asked-it-goes-grace-wrote-back-you-scared-terrified/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“I know this is like the longest story ever, but I really just wanted you to know the other side. (And besides, Bendomolena’s been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/i-know-this-is-like-the-longest-story-ever-but-i-really-just-wanted/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“This isn't television! This isn't a movie! Giles and Buffy aren't gonna appear and show us how to deal with our wonderful new powers!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/this-isn-t-television-this-isn-t-a-movie-giles-and-buffy-aren-t-gonna/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“Shut. Up," June squealed. "You have a date with that guy?" She giggled and covered her mouth. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/shut-up-june-squealed-you-have-a-date-with-that-guy-she-giggled-and/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“Wanna go study about incestuous royal families and bloody murders?' she asked him. 'Or do you wanna study European history instead?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/wanna-go-study-about-incestuous-royal-families-and-bloody-murders-she/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?" "Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/henry-narrowed-his-eyes-at-me-you-going-somewhere-lacrosse-field-trip/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“You have to turn it up so that your chest shakes and the drums get in between your ribs like a heartbeat and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/you-have-to-turn-it-up-so-that-your-chest-shakes-and-the-drums-get-in/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) > [“Something inside me burned bright when he said that. 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Grace wondered if the woman’s cart and oxen were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-benway/she-got-in-line-behind-a-woman-who-was-paying-with-a-check-a-check/) [Robin Benway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-benway/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bendomolena-decides/robin-benway/#itemlist", "name": "1 Bendomolena Decides Quotes By Robin Benway", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I know this is like the longest story ever, but I really just wanted you to know the other side. (And besides, Bendomolena’s been on my lap this whole time and once Bendomolena decides to sit on you, get comfortable, because you’re not going anywhere for awhile.) Anyway, James is coming over in fifteen minutes so we can go with Victoria and Jonah to see New Nostalgia, and I still have to figure out what I’m wearing. 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