---
title: "1 Belongs English Quotes By Jonathan L. Howard"
description: "1 Belongs English quotes by Jonathan L. Howard. Plus more from Jonathan L. Howard and more Belongs English sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg"
---

> [“There is possibly no insult so calculated to sting the English as the suggestion that they may at any time be considered foreign, as this flies in the face of the obvious truth that the whole of Creation actually belongs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculated-to-sting-the-english-as-the/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg)

## More by Jonathan L. Howard

> [“The only more immediate alternative that I can think of is a Tantric ritual involving necrophiliac sodomy and, frankly, I don’t think my back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/the-only-more-immediate-alternative-that-i-can-think-of-is-a-tantric/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“You know what? Forget the warning. Read the book. Go insane. See if I care.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/you-know-what-forget-the-warning-read-the-book-go-insane-see-if-i-care/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/i-had-wanted-some-cheese-but-couldn-t-find-any-at-short-notice-it-was/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“All this bunch of so-called 'adults' was doing was making enemies of one another when what they really needed to be concentrating on was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/all-this-bunch-of-so-called-adults-was-doing-was-making-enemies-of/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/cats-as-any-rational-person-knows-are-solitary-opportunistic-ambush/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“The sergeant was just noting that she was a very handsome woman, from somewhere in the eastern Mediterranean he would guess, when his eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/the-sergeant-was-just-noting-that-she-was-a-very-handsome-woman-from/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/they-served-to-remind-cabal-should-a-reminder-ever-be-necessary-why/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“Horst grinned. ‘Well, look at us. The necromancer and the vampire against the forces of elemental evil. The Brothers Cabal ride again!’ ‘Yeehaw,’ said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/horst-grinned-well-look-at-us-the-necromancer-and-the-vampire-against/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/well-if-i-ever-suffer-brain-damage-i-know-there-s-always-a-career/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“He smiled with all the warmth of a dollhouse oven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/he-smiled-with-all-the-warmth-of-a-dollhouse-oven/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/a-census-taker-once-tried-to-test-me-i-let-my-front-garden-eat-him/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“Zombies are so passe”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/zombies-are-so-passe/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“According to his upbringing, there were certain subjects that it was ill-mannered to raise in conversation with a new acquaintance. With the likes of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/according-to-his-upbringing-there-were-certain-subjects-that-it-was/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“Johannes Cabal disliked many things, despised fewer, loathed fewer still, and reserved true hatred for only a handful. Understanding how intense his personal definition…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/johannes-cabal-disliked-many-things-despised-fewer-loathed-fewer/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

> [“For the first time, he truly understood what Nietzsche had meant when he had yammered about looking into abysses. Not only had the abyss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/for-the-first-time-he-truly-understood-what-nietzsche-had-meant-when/)

[Jonathan L. Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-l-howard/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/#itemlist",
            "name": "1 Belongs English Quotes By Jonathan L. Howard",
            "numberOfItems": 1,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“There is possibly no insult so calculated to sting the English as the suggestion that they may at any time be considered foreign, as this flies in the face of the obvious truth that the whole of Creation actually belongs to the English, and that they are just allowing everybody else to camp out on bits of it from a national sense of noblesse oblige.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jonathan L. Howard"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-l-howard/there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculated-to-sting-the-english-as-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“There is possibly no insult so calculated to sting the English as the suggestion that they may at any time…” — Jonathan L. Howard",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/",
            "name": "Belongs English Quotes by Jonathan L. Howard",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/jonathan-l-howard-11863_english_there-is-possibly-no-insult-so-calculate_768115.jpg"
            },
            "description": "1 Belongs English quotes by Jonathan L. Howard. Plus more from Jonathan L. Howard and more Belongs English sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Belongs English",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Jonathan L. Howard",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/belongs-english/jonathan-l-howard/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```