--- title: "13 Believe Quotes By Scott Adams" description: "13 Believe quotes by Scott Adams. Plus more from Scott Adams and more Believe sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/scott-adams-666_assuming_i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-b_392738.jpg" --- > [I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-bad-things-to-you-all-day-long/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/scott-adams-666_assuming_i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-b_392738.jpg) > [If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild-ask-it-to-fetch-your/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65b/scott-adams-666_asks_if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild_278111.jpg) > [Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-good-way-to-get-laid/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/scott-adams-666_believe_moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-g_2496300.jpg) > [I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-can-t-bring-myself-to-believe-in-a-god-with-a-personality-like-my/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/scott-adams-666_believe_i-can-t-bring-myself-to-believe-in-a-god_1379034.jpg) > [Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/normal-people-believe-that-if-it-ain-t-broke-don-t-fix-it-engineers/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/scott-adams-666_believe_normal-people-believe-that-if-it-ain-t-b_1415855.jpg) > [Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/continuing-to-believe-the-same-thing-even-in-the-face-of-new-evidence/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/scott-adams-666_anti-political_continuing-to-believe-the-same-thing-eve_2257636.jpg) > [Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/dilbert-you-joined-the-flat-earth-society-dogbert-i-believe-the-earth/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/959/scott-adams-666_believe_dilbert-you-joined-the-flat-earth-societ_2377413.jpg) > [The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-delusion-that-helps-him-get-2/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scott-adams-666_believe_the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-d_1403940.jpg) > [I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should-have-guns-citizens-should/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/scott-adams-666_amendment_i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should_3156263.jpg) > [To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/to-the-engineer-all-matter-in-the-universe-can-be-placed-into-one-of-2/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c6/scott-adams-666_available_to-the-engineer-all-matter-in-the-univer_3073747.jpg) > [I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-think-the-pleasure-of-completed-work-is-what-makes-blogging-so/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b37/scott-adams-666_believe_i-think-the-pleasure-of-completed-work-i_1579001.jpg) > [Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/dilbert-evolution-must-be-true-because-it-is-a-logical-conclusion-of/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b34/scott-adams-666_accounts_dilbert-evolution-must-be-true-because-i_1200651.jpg) > [What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/what-does-it-mean-to-be-yourself-he-asked-if-it-means-to-do-what-you/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50f/scott-adams-666_accepting_what-does-it-mean-to-be-yourself-he-aske_2923322.jpg) ## Other authors on Believe ## More by Scott Adams > [The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-creator-of-the-universe-works-in-mysterious-ways-but-he-uses-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-think-your-odds-of-solving-your-problem-are-bad-don-t-rule-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/frankly-i-m-suspicious-of-anyone-who-has-a-strong-opinion-on-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-want-success-figure-out-the-price-then-pay-it-it-sounds/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/ideas-are-worthless-execution-is-everything/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/for-five-hundred-dollars-i-ll-name-a-subatomic-particle-after-you/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/failure-always-brings-something-valuable-with-it-i-don-t-let-it-leave/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-longer-you-verk-here-diverse-it-gets/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/on-all-the-important-stuff-we-are-emotional-creatures-who-make/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/what-you-rarely-see-is-a-stillborn-failure-that-transmogrifies-into-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/because-everything-you-perceive-is-a-metaphor-for-something-your/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/capitalism-is-rotten-at-every-level-and-yet-it-adds-up-to-something/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-part-about-being-my-age-is-in-knowing-how-my-life-worked-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-see-voters-as-rational-you-ll-be-a-terrible-politician-people/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [E-books are impervious to analogy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/e-books-are-impervious-to-analogy/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/scott-adams/#itemlist", "name": "13 Believe Quotes By Scott Adams", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-bad-things-to-you-all-day-long/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/scott-adams-666_assuming_i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-b_392738.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/scott-adams-666_assuming_i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-b_392738.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/scott-adams-666_assuming_i-believe-in-karma-that-means-i-can-do-b_392738.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild-ask-it-to-fetch-your/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65b/scott-adams-666_asks_if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild_278111.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65b/scott-adams-666_asks_if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild_278111.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65b/scott-adams-666_asks_if-you-don-t-believe-your-salmon-is-wild_278111.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-good-way-to-get-laid/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/scott-adams-666_believe_moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-g_2496300.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/scott-adams-666_believe_moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-g_2496300.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/scott-adams-666_believe_moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-g_2496300.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. 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At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-delusion-that-helps-him-get-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scott-adams-666_believe_the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-d_1403940.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scott-adams-666_believe_the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-d_1403940.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scott-adams-666_believe_the-best-any-human-can-do-is-to-pick-a-d_1403940.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of…” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should-have-guns-citizens-should/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/scott-adams-666_amendment_i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should_3156263.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/scott-adams-666_amendment_i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should_3156263.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/scott-adams-666_amendment_i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should_3156263.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. 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