--- title: "23 Believe Quotes By Bill Hicks" description: "23 Believe quotes by Bill Hicks. Plus more from Bill Hicks and more Believe sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_believe_a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-creat_2493299.jpg" --- > [A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-created-me-in-one-day-yeah-looks/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_believe_a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-creat_2493299.jpg) > [I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-the-cost-of-life-is-death-and-we-will-all-pay-that-in-full/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-the-cost-of-life-is-death-and_2835294.jpg) > [I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-we-all-have-the-voice-of-reason-inside-us-to-gently-lead-us/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d6/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-we-all-have-the-voice-of-reaso_1661360.jpg) > [I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-do-not-believe-making-money-in-order-to-consume-goods-is-mankind-s/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-do-not-believe-making-money-in-order-t_1545794.jpg) > [You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-ever-notice-that-everyone-who-believes-in-creationism-looks/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f43/bill-hicks-970_believe_you-ever-notice-that-everyone-who-believ_1165203.jpg) > [“I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-everyone-has-this-fuckin-poem-in-his-heart/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99c/bill-hicks-970_poetry_i-believe-everyone-has-this-fuckin-poem_2104934.jpg) > [I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-that-there-is-an-equality-to-all-humanity-we-all-suck/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87d/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-that-there-is-an-equality-to-a_516472.jpg) > [We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/we-ll-see-who-believes-in-me-now-i-am-the-prankster-god-i-am-killing/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93d/bill-hicks-970_believe_we-ll-see-who-believes-in-me-now-i-am-th_3168300.jpg) > [I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-that-god-left-certain-drugs-growing-naturally-upon-our/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/604/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-that-god-left-certain-drugs-gr_1199255.jpg) > [I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-can-t-believe-a-war-against-drugs-when-they-have-anti-drug/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-can-t-believe-a-war-against-drugs-when_2717842.jpg) > [Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/ever-notice-that-people-who-believe-in-creationism-look-really/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6b/bill-hicks-970_believe_ever-notice-that-people-who-believe-in-c_1033472.jpg) > [I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-find-it-ironic-that-people-who-are-against-things-that-cause-sexual/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e27/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-find-it-ironic-that-people-who-are-aga_2339713.jpg) > [They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/they-believe-the-bible-is-the-exact-word-of-god-then-they-change-the/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/879/bill-hicks-970_believe_they-believe-the-bible-is-the-exact-word_2022266.jpg) > [I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-it-is-our-own-misperceptions-of-who-we-really-are-that/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ab/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-it-is-our-own-misperceptions-o_2533724.jpg) > [I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-began-working-quite-young-writing-growing-maturing-always-striving/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/552/bill-hicks-970_being-true_i-began-working-quite-young-writing-grow_1654940.jpg) > [I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-know-what-you-all-believe-and-i-don-t-really-care-but-you/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01e/bill-hicks-970_belief_i-don-t-know-what-you-all-believe-and-i_2252182.jpg) > [You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-ever-noticed-how-people-who-believe-in-creationism-look-really-un/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb2/bill-hicks-970_believe_you-ever-noticed-how-people-who-believe_2921524.jpg) > [People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politically-it-s-not-that-i/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ca/bill-hicks-970_ask-me_people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politi_676500.jpg) > [I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-that-the-bible-is-the-literal-word-of-god-and-i-say-no-it-s/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3e/bill-hicks-970_belief_i-believe-that-the-bible-is-the-literal_555716.jpg) > [Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/christianity-has-a-built-in-defense-system-anything-that-questions-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f95/bill-hicks-970_amount_christianity-has-a-built-in-defense-syst_53589.jpg) > [I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-that-god-left-certain-drugs-growing-naturally-upon-our-2/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/034/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-believe-that-god-left-certain-drugs-gr_1608745.jpg) > [I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-do-not-believe-making-money-in-order-to-consume-goods-is-mankind-s-2/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/144/bill-hicks-970_believe_i-do-not-believe-making-money-in-order-t_3028942.jpg) > [“...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-just-want-to-be-free-of-the-fears-and-anxieties-and-the/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da0/bill-hicks-970_anxiety_i-just-want-to-be-free-of-the-fears-and_355646.jpg) ## Other authors on Believe ## More by Bill Hicks > [ I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. \[salutes\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-ll-smoke-i-ll-cough-i-ll-get-the-tumors-i-ll-die-deal-thank-you/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [not all drugs are good.. some of them are great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/not-all-drugs-are-good-some-of-them-are-great/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-you-don-t-think-drugs-have-done-good-things-for-us-then-take-all/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-than-say-the-average-touring-funk-band/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/how-many-people-disapprove-of-the-job-the-conservatives-are-doing/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/btw-a-24-week-old-embryo-is-not-a-human-being-you-re-not-a-human/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/christianity-has-a-built-in-defense-system-anything-that-questions-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-just-trying-to-rid-the-world-of-all-these-fevered-egos-that-are/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-told-when-i-grew-up-i-could-be-anything-i-wanted-a-fireman-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/good-comedy-helps-people-know-they-re-not-alone-great-comedy-provides/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-ask-me-what-i-think-about-that-woman-priest-thing-what-a-woman/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/oh-sorry-i-was-taking-life-seriously/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-can-t-watch-tv-longer-than-five-minutes-without-praying-for-nuclear/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-not-really-a-heavy-smoker-any-more-i-only-get-through-two/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-watch-the-news-these-days-it-s-unbelievable-you-think-you-just/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/bill-hicks/#itemlist", "name": "23 Believe Quotes By Bill Hicks", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A Christian will say... \"I believe God created me in one day\" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-created-me-in-one-day-yeah-looks/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_believe_a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-creat_2493299.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_believe_a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-creat_2493299.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_believe_a-christian-will-say-i-believe-god-creat_2493299.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A Christian will say... \"I believe God created me in one day\" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. 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Eyes…” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politically-it-s-not-that-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ca/bill-hicks-970_ask-me_people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politi_676500.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ca/bill-hicks-970_ask-me_people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politi_676500.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ca/bill-hicks-970_ask-me_people-often-ask-me-where-i-stand-politi_676500.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his…” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. 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