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> [My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/my-mother-was-an-ex-nun-and-my-father-was-a-franciscan-brother-so-i/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

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## More by John Fugelsang

> [Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/blaming-obama-for-iraq-violence-is-like-blaming-daniel-craig-because/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/anti-tax-fetishist-grover-norquist-owns-a-bust-of-ronald-reagan-who/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/jesus-never-called-the-poor-lazy-fought-for-tax-cuts-for-the/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/i-wasn-t-any-good-at-sports-but-i-could-name-all-the-presidents-by/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/i-was-the-biggest-george-harrison-fanatic-in-the-world-he-was-raised/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/loving-the-second-amendment-while-opposing-the-nra-is-every-bit-as/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/we-live-in-a-country-where-voting-rights-get-gutted-but-sharknado/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/the-greatest-threat-to-america-is-not-foreign-terrorists-its-domestic/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/if-you-were-a-freak-as-a-kid-you-re-an-interesting-adult/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/the-problem-is-that-people-love-music-and-they-love-television-but/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/i-enjoy-growth-i-enjoy-having-a-lot-of-different-experiences-and-i/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/being-gay-is-natural-hating-gay-is-a-lifestyle-choice/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/only-in-america-can-you-be-pro-death-penalty-pro-war-pro-unmanned/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/i-ve-come-to-view-jesus-much-the-way-i-view-elvis-i-love-the-guy-but/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

> [Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fugelsang/stand-up-led-to-me-doing-solo-shows-which-led-to-me-being-offered-my/)

[John Fugelsang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fugelsang/)

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