--- title: "1 Being fat Quotes By Joy Behar" description: "1 Being fat quotes by Joy Behar. Plus more from Joy Behar and more Being fat sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/joy-behar-13408_being-fat_i-have-a-friend-who-actually-told-me-tha_846153.png" --- > [I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-have-a-friend-who-actually-told-me-that-she-d-rather-be-dead-than/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/joy-behar-13408_being-fat_i-have-a-friend-who-actually-told-me-tha_846153.png) ## More by Joy Behar > [It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/it-seemed-like-the-right-time-you-reach-a-point-when-you-say-to/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I think looks do matter on television.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-think-looks-do-matter-on-television/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/the-republicans-do-not-have-feeling-for-people-who-are-in-bad-shape/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/when-people-heckle-me-i-have-the-microphone-and-the-press-has-the/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-am-comfortable-with-myself-and-this-is-how-i-am-i-am-not-really/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-think-it-s-interesting-to-me-to-talk-to-people-who-don-t-agree-with/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-don-t-need-a-diet-pill-i-need-something-that-gives-you-an-electric/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/monogamy-is-monotonous-but-it-s-safe-you-know-and-that-s-my/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/it-s-a-completely-useless-emotion-jealousy-i-don-t-go-there/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/everyone-thinks-i-m-jewish-i-m-not-last-year-i-got-a-call-happy/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/it-s-not-interesting-enough-if-you-don-t-know-who-you-are-what-you/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-have-a-friend-who-actually-told-me-that-she-d-rather-be-dead-than/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [I don't want to do just a liberal show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/i-don-t-want-to-do-just-a-liberal-show/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/never-eat-at-a-chinese-restaurant-named-mama-teresa-s-trattoria/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) > [Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/isn-t-it-a-little-racist-to-call-it-black-friday/) [Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-fat/joy-behar/#itemlist", "name": "1 Being fat Quotes By Joy Behar", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. 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