--- title: "6 Beer Commercials Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 6 Beer Commercials quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Beer Commercials sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d05/kevin-nealon-8834_acting_i-d-been-doing-some-light-beer-commercia_68927.png" --- > [I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-nealon/i-d-been-doing-some-light-beer-commercials-for-budweiser-and-coors/) [Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-nealon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d05/kevin-nealon-8834_acting_i-d-been-doing-some-light-beer-commercia_68927.png) > [Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/beer-commercials-usually-show-big-men-manly-men-doing-manly-things/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/717/robin-williams-682_animal_beer-commercials-usually-show-big-men-ma_501431.jpg) > [The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-ganz-cooney/the-question-for-me-was-could-tv-actually-teach-i-knew-it-could/) [Joan Ganz Cooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-ganz-cooney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9b/joan-ganz-cooney-38189_actually_the-question-for-me-was-could-tv-actuall_1696815.jpg) > [“Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-altrogge/given-the-right-set-of-circumstances-people-could-be-happy-everywhere/) [Stephen Altrogge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-altrogge/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cce/stephen-altrogge-14797_exist_given-the-right-set-of-circumstances-peo_2502889.jpg) > [Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/beer-commercials-usually-show-big-men-manly-men-doing-manly-things-2/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/981/robin-williams-682_animal_beer-commercials-usually-show-big-men-ma_2870947.jpg) > [“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?" Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy." Sometimes what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raven-hart/for-cripes-sake-have-you-ever-heard-of-ready-or-not-here-i-come-retro/) [Raven Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raven-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0b/raven-hart-105354_commercials_for-cripes-sake-have-you-ever-heard-of-r_2997720.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beer-commercials/#itemlist", "name": "Beer Commercials Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. 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