--- title: "6 Beefsteak Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 6 Beefsteak quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Beefsteak sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/george-harrison-654_food_people-are-simply-screwing-up-when-they_611215.jpg" --- > [People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beefsteak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-harrison/people-are-simply-screwing-up-when-they-go-out-and-buy-beefsteak/) [George Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/george-harrison-654_food_people-are-simply-screwing-up-when-they_611215.jpg) > [“I read the prescription.  It ran: “1 lb. beefsteak, with 1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-k-jerome/i-read-the-prescription-it-ran-1-lb-beefsteak-with-1-pt-bitter-beer/) [Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-k-jerome/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/jerome-k-jerome-1155_every-morning_i-read-the-prescription-it-ran-1-lb-beef_1189138.png) > [“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carmen-jenner/i-d-hate-to-have-my-roomies-walk-in-on-me-while-i-m-bludgeoning-the/) [Carmen Jenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carmen-jenner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/carmen-jenner-34297_quote_i-d-hate-to-have-my-roomies-walk-in-on-m_1596007.jpg) > [“This lingering hint of savagery isn’t necessarily a strike against fire cooking, however. To the contrary, some believe a bloody slab of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-pollan/this-lingering-hint-of-savagery-isn-t-necessarily-a-strike-against/) [Michael Pollan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-pollan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/michael-pollan-408_fire_this-lingering-hint-of-savagery-isn-t-ne_1665304.png) > [“Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-joyce/don-t-eat-a-beefsteak-if-you-do-the-eyes-of-that-cow-will-pursue-you/) [James Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-joyce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/629/james-joyce-281_quote_don-t-eat-a-beefsteak-if-you-do-the-eyes_2046753.jpg) > [A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/a-mighty-porterhouse-steak-an-inch-and-a-half-thick-hot-and/) [Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ca/mark-twain-22_bones_a-mighty-porterhouse-steak-an-inch-and-a_2338423.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beefsteak/#itemlist", "name": "Beefsteak Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beefsteak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles. 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