--- title: "8 Bed Woke Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Bed Woke quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Bed Woke sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/jenny-butski-60724_bitches_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_656994.jpg" --- > [I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-butski/i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-went-to-bed-and-woke-up-covered/) [Jenny Butski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-butski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/jenny-butski-60724_bitches_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_656994.jpg) > [I forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and I woke up with a bunch of bitches on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-went-to-bed-and-i-woke-up-with/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c5/anonymous-1_quote_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_1197418.jpg) > [Remember when you were a little kid and you'd fall asleep in the car? And someone would carry you out and put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/remember-when-you-were-a-little-kid-and-you-d-fall-asleep-in-the-car/) [Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/526/jodi-picoult-45_bed_remember-when-you-were-a-little-kid-and_1463296.jpg) > [ I read the script \[Havenhurst\] and I went to bed, but I woke up because somebody had knocked on my door. Or… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-benz/i-read-the-script-havenhurst-and-i-went-to-bed-but-i-woke-up-because/) [Julie Benz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-benz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/148/julie-benz-7666_bed_i-read-the-script-havenhurst-and-i-went_1858964.jpg) > [This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/this-morning-my-girlfriend-was-so-loud-in-bed-that-we-woke-up-the/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/anonymous-1_morning_this-morning-my-girlfriend-was-so-loud-i_1910042.jpg) > [“SORIN Last night I went to bed at ten and woke at nine this morning, feeling as if, from oversleep, my brain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anton-chekhov/sorin-last-night-i-went-to-bed-at-ten-and-woke-at-nine-this-morning/) [Anton Chekhov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anton-chekhov/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d2/anton-chekhov-298_last-night_sorin-last-night-i-went-to-bed-at-ten-an_2438317.jpg) > [“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-dunham/peanut-just-last-week-i-was-lying-in-bed-and-i-woke-up-sobbing-i-will/) [Jeff Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-dunham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/919/jeff-dunham-6937_sobbing_peanut-just-last-week-i-was-lying-in-bed_2719319.jpg) > [“The bed woke Kali up with a soft caress, dressed her in her favorite comfy robe, and gently deposited her, standing vertically,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/the-bed-woke-kali-up-with-a-soft-caress-dressed-her-in-her-favorite/) [@hg47](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hg47/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/930/hg47-57048_opening-sentence_the-bed-woke-kali-up-with-a-soft-caress_2740397.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bed-woke/#itemlist", "name": "Bed Woke Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jenny Butski" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-butski/i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-went-to-bed-and-woke-up-covered/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/jenny-butski-60724_bitches_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_656994.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/jenny-butski-60724_bitches_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_656994.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/jenny-butski-60724_bitches_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_656994.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches.” — Jenny Butski", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and I woke up with a bunch of bitches on me..", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-went-to-bed-and-i-woke-up-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c5/anonymous-1_quote_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_1197418.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c5/anonymous-1_quote_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_1197418.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c5/anonymous-1_quote_i-forgot-to-turn-my-swag-off-before-i-we_1197418.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and I woke up with a bunch of bitches on me..” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Remember when you were a little kid and you'd fall asleep in the car? 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