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> [“The bed woke Kali up with a soft caress, dressed her in her favorite comfy robe, and gently deposited her, standing vertically, in one-sixth gravity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/the-bed-woke-kali-up-with-a-soft-caress-dressed-her-in-her-favorite/)

@hg47

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## More by @hg47

> [“Three Moonie 65-megaton hydrogen bombs exploded nearly simultaneously at very high altitude. With no air around the bombs to absorb the initial blast of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/three-moonie-65-megaton-hydrogen-bombs-exploded-nearly-simultaneously/)

@hg47

> [“The thunderstorm she’s wearing, the clouds, the lightning flashing down her legs and the sound effects are no big deal. But the 1G rain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/the-thunderstorm-she-s-wearing-the-clouds-the-lightning-flashing-down/)

@hg47

> [“Leslie Ann was now modeling a conservative thunderstorm gray business suit/dress with lightning flashes streaking down her legs, and 1G rain splashing her silvery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/leslie-ann-was-now-modeling-a-conservative-thunderstorm-gray-business/)

@hg47

> [“Leslie Ann was now agonizing over a full-length Flame gown that actually appeared to be burning fire covering her lush body: cool blue flames…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/leslie-ann-was-now-agonizing-over-a-full-length-flame-gown-that/)

@hg47

> [“The bed woke Kali up with a soft caress, dressed her in her favorite comfy robe, and gently deposited her, standing vertically, in one-sixth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/the-bed-woke-kali-up-with-a-soft-caress-dressed-her-in-her-favorite/)

@hg47

> [“Prayers should be for preventing war, not fighting it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hg47/prayers-should-be-for-preventing-war-not-fighting-it/)

@hg47

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