--- title: "1 Bed Patients Quotes By Max Monroe" description: "1 Bed Patients quotes by Max Monroe. Plus more from Max Monroe and more Bed Patients sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/569/max-monroe-27918_crowd_meanwhile-a-crowd-was-starting-to-form-a_2814088.jpg" --- > [“Meanwhile, a crowd was starting to form around my bed, patients and employees alike, and I wasn’t sure I liked the feel of that either. “Is this what it’s really like?” I asked all of them. “Just a crowd of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/meanwhile-a-crowd-was-starting-to-form-around-my-bed-patients-and/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/569/max-monroe-27918_crowd_meanwhile-a-crowd-was-starting-to-form-a_2814088.jpg) ## More by Max Monroe > [“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into the water…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/sure-i-wouldn-t-be-in-range-to-do-more-than-dial-911-if-she-slipped/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Holy fucking goat scrotums!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/holy-fucking-goat-scrotums/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/but-how-do-you-know-because-it-s-our-book-cassie-yours-and-mine-this/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“We were all well-off, grown-as-fuck men, but you’d be surprised by how similar we were to a group of teenage girls sometimes. “And”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/we-were-all-well-off-grown-as-fuck-men-but-you-d-be-surprised-by-how/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words out loud.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-shook-my-head-she-didn-t-respond-see-the-way-phone-conversations/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-might-as-well-have-offered-up-my-vagina-to-the-museum-of-natural/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“  Fuck you very much, Leslie. You always manage to ruin everything, but you didn’t ruin this.   Disclaimer: You are NOT the Leslie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/fuck-you-very-much-leslie-you-always-manage-to-ruin-everything-but/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all it takes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/beautiful-i-shrieked-slamming-the-door-to-my-apartment-behind-me-the/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/i-d-sign-up-to-flip-burgers-at-the-nearest-fast-food-joint-if-it/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/the-commentators-are-calling-him-boobear-i-asked-fighting-a-smile-no/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/but-what-made-a-man-was-not-the-absence-of-mistakes-but-rather-the/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“Shut your crimson lip-stain-covered trap!” Perfect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/shut-your-crimson-lip-stain-covered-trap-perfect/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/and-then-he-leaned-back-staring-down-at-his-bride-and-said-you-re-so/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“If you don’t want my tongue in your mouth, you better say so fast.” Her eyes had only the time to widen before my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/if-you-don-t-want-my-tongue-in-your-mouth-you-better-say-so-fast-her/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) > [“She was beautiful in the way all women were, but she was also different. All this individuality that she never apologized for. It consumed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-monroe/she-was-beautiful-in-the-way-all-women-were-but-she-was-also/) [Max Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-monroe/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bed-patients/max-monroe/#itemlist", "name": "1 Bed Patients Quotes By Max Monroe", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Meanwhile, a crowd was starting to form around my bed, patients and employees alike, and I wasn’t sure I liked the feel of that either. “Is this what it’s really like?” I asked all of them. “Just a crowd of strangers watching intently as you go through some of the most horrendous pain of your life?” Several of them nodded and laughed. “For about twelve hours,” one of them shouted. “Wow. 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