--- title: "11 Bed Going Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Bed Going quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Bed Going sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/david-byrne-1206_bed_it-s-not-music-you-would-use-to-get-a-gi_1686293.jpg" --- > [It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-byrne/it-s-not-music-you-would-use-to-get-a-girl-into-bed-if-anything-you/) [David Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-byrne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/david-byrne-1206_bed_it-s-not-music-you-would-use-to-get-a-gi_1686293.jpg) > [Tonight before bed I'm going to read my bible and pray.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-rivera/tonight-before-bed-i-m-going-to-read-my-bible-and-pray/) [Mike Rivera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-rivera/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/073/mike-rivera-22419_bible_tonight-before-bed-i-m-going-to-read-my_1083156.jpg) > [Don't be that guy that's laying in that hospital bed going, 'I wonder what would have happened if I tried it?' The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-white/don-t-be-that-guy-that-s-laying-in-that-hospital-bed-going-i-wonder/) [Dana White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05d/dana-white-4249_bed_don-t-be-that-guy-that-s-laying-in-that_724370.png) > [“No misunderstandings,” his eyes blazed with determination, “tonight you’re in my bed. I’m going to make love to you and fuck you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-young/no-misunderstandings-his-eyes-blazed-with-determination-tonight-you/) [Samantha Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-young/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/samantha-young-766_fuck_no-misunderstandings-his-eyes-blazed-wit_464617.jpg) > [You just have to get on with life, there's no alternative. You could curl up in a ball on your bed, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katharine-gun/you-just-have-to-get-on-with-life-there-s-no-alternative-you-could/) [Katharine Gun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katharine-gun/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/294/katharine-gun-13326_achieve_you-just-have-to-get-on-with-life-there_338832.jpg) > [If I have a choice between putting my kids to bed and going to a party, I'll put my kids to bed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-macpherson/if-i-have-a-choice-between-putting-my-kids-to-bed-and-going-to-a/) [Elle Macpherson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-macpherson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/elle-macpherson-12894_bed_if-i-have-a-choice-between-putting-my-ki_1508705.jpg) > [“He stopped going to his own bed, waiting instead until Leander was ready for bed and then going to the room with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colm-toibin/he-stopped-going-to-his-own-bed-waiting-instead-until-leander-was/) [Colm Tóibín](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colm-toibin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/colm-toibin-3377_night_he-stopped-going-to-his-own-bed-waiting_562549.jpg) > [“Let me be clear, la mia tigrotta. I’m taking you to bed. I’m going to strip off your clothes, bury myself deep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-probst/let-me-be-clear-la-mia-tigrotta-i-m-taking-you-to-bed-i-m-going-to/) [Jennifer Probst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-probst/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95d/jennifer-probst-6574_begging_let-me-be-clear-la-mia-tigrotta-i-m-taki_767761.jpg) > [“Evie swallowed hard and tried to stiffen her knees, which seemed inclined to buckle. Cold dread weighted her stomach as she glanced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/evie-swallowed-hard-and-tried-to-stiffen-her-knees-which-seemed/) [Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f62/lisa-kleypas-111_evangeline_evie-swallowed-hard-and-tried-to-stiffen_1437902.jpg) > [“It's time for bed. And here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get in bed, and I don't have anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholson-baker/it-s-time-for-bed-and-here-s-what-i-m-going-to-do-i-m-going-to-get-in/) [Nicholson Baker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholson-baker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2de/nicholson-baker-3405_books_it-s-time-for-bed-and-here-s-what-i-m-go_541873.jpg) > [“Once, when he had just lulled her to sleep but she had gone no farther than dream's antechamber and was therefore still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/once-when-he-had-just-lulled-her-to-sleep-but-she-had-gone-no-farther/) [Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/milan-kundera-120_dreams_once-when-he-had-just-lulled-her-to-slee_2691541.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bed-going/#itemlist", "name": "Bed Going Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. 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She flung it open and continue to follow him, convinced in her sleep that he meant to leave her for good and she had to stop him. He walked down the stairs to the first landing and waited for her there. She went down after him, took him by the hand, and led him back to bed. Tomas came to this conclusion: Making love with a woman and sleeping with a woman are two separate passions, not merely different but opposite. 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