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title: "12 Because Quotes By Bill Hader"
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> ['SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/snl-is-really-hard-to-do-when-you-re-single-and-living-alone-and-then/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-was-in-a-sketch-group-in-l-a-and-we-were-playing-like-backyards-in/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I was offered a lot of supporting crazy parts in comedies because that's all I had done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-was-offered-a-lot-of-supporting-crazy-parts-in-comedies-because/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36a/bill-hader-2662_because_i-was-offered-a-lot-of-supporting-crazy_1802160.jpg)

> [My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/my-life-is-different-since-i-moved-back-to-l-a-from-new-york-mostly/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4f/bill-hader-2662_back_my-life-is-different-since-i-moved-back_2138586.jpg)

> [If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/if-you-watch-snl-any-time-there-s-this-thing-with-everyone-singing-i/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/322/bill-hader-2662_any_if-you-watch-snl-any-time-there-s-this-t_3195804.jpg)

> [The whole thing with animated movies is that it's very hard to get out of your head because it's very moving through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-whole-thing-with-animated-movies-is-that-it-s-very-hard-to-get/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> ['Vanity Fair' did this grid thing a couple years ago, connecting people who've worked together, and I had the most branches on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/vanity-fair-did-this-grid-thing-a-couple-years-ago-connecting-people/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-worked-at-a-movie-theater-in-tempe-arizona-when-i-went-to-community/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-m-never-going-to-say-well-i-m-never-going-to-do-comedy-again-i-love/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I like doing a lot of research, and then you get there, you're in wardrobe, and then you're just reacting to what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-like-doing-a-lot-of-research-and-then-you-get-there-you-re-in/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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> [I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-can-t-do-twitter-or-facebook-mostly-because-i-feel-like-i-m-the/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ad/bill-hader-2662_amount_i-can-t-do-twitter-or-facebook-mostly-be_857517.jpg)

> [I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure,' because it implies I should feel ashamed for liking something. A real guilty pleasure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-don-t-believe-in-the-term-guilty-pleasure-because-it-implies-i/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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## Other authors on Because

## More by Bill Hader

> [The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-first-time-i-met-james-franco-he-was-dressed-like-james-dean-he/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/let-s-face-it-i-look-pretty-out-of-shape/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/in-the-u-s-it-s-like-you-start-with-a-great-script-and-then-on-set/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-armisen-does-a-pretty-good-me/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-took-second-city-out-of-desperation-and-that-s-what-ended-up/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/when-you-re-at-your-absolute-most-exhausted-that-s-when-you-have-to/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/the-idea-of-a-chicago-band-that-wanted-to-sing-songs-about-california/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/no-one-knows-anything-you-re-going-to-make-mistakes-and-you-re-going/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [George Saunders is a complete genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/george-saunders-is-a-complete-genius/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-think-that-s-the-thing-i-learned-at-saturday-night-live-any-time-i/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-learn-quickly-at-snl-you-get-in-trouble-if-you-compare-yourself/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [Turns out typecasting is a real thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/turns-out-typecasting-is-a-real-thing/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/you-can-be-the-lead-in-a-movie-just-for-the-sake-of-being-a-lead-in-a/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [I learned a lot just watching people perform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-learned-a-lot-just-watching-people-perform/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

> [Fred Willard still makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/fred-willard-still-makes-me-laugh/)

[Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/)

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