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> [Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valerie-perrine/minks-are-mean-little-critters-vicous-horrible-little-animals-who-eat/)

Valerie Perrine

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## More by Valerie Perrine

> [Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valerie-perrine/minks-are-mean-little-critters-vicous-horrible-little-animals-who-eat/)

Valerie Perrine

> [Personally, I like sex and I don't care what a man thinks of me as long as I get what I want from him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valerie-perrine/personally-i-like-sex-and-i-don-t-care-what-a-man-thinks-of-me-as/)

Valerie Perrine

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