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title: "5 Beautician Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Beautician quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Beautician sayings and thoughts."
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> [Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/beautician-the-official-occupation-of-the-i-wear-too-much-make-up-fat/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffe/nikhil-saluja-26_career_beautician-the-official-occupation-of-th_1454027.jpg)

> [Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lousy-beautician/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/dorothy-parker-700_50th-birthday_time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lo_2039066.jpg)

> [Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/time-is-a-great-healer-but-a-lousy-beautician/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_time-is-a-great-healer-but-a-lousy-beaut_2434172.jpg)

> [My wife is a beautician, but the first time I did something to my hair was not through her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/imran-tahir/my-wife-is-a-beautician-but-the-first-time-i-did-something-to-my-hair/)

[Imran Tahir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/imran-tahir/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/imran-tahir-6280_first-time_my-wife-is-a-beautician-but-the-first-ti_2641487.jpg)

> [He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-bowie/he-says-he-s-a-beautician-and-sells-you-nutrition-and-keeps-all-your/)

[David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-bowie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/david-bowie-508_beauticians_he-says-he-s-a-beautician-and-sells-you_2921694.jpg)

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