--- title: "1 Beating People Quotes By Sam Kinison" description: "1 Beating People quotes by Sam Kinison. Plus more from Sam Kinison and more Beating People sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/sam-kinison-11470_anyone_anyone-can-go-out-on-stage-and-start-bea_863055.jpg" --- > [Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/anyone-can-go-out-on-stage-and-start-beating-people-over-the-head/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/sam-kinison-11470_anyone_anyone-can-go-out-on-stage-and-start-bea_863055.jpg) ## More by Sam Kinison > [Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/stand-up-comedy-is-an-art-form-and-it-dies-unless-you-expand-it/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/it-occurred-to-me-that-there-wouldn-t-be-world-hunger-if-you-people/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/folks-i-ve-been-straight-for-seventeen-days-not-all-in-a-row/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/you-know-what-the-problem-is-with-world-hunger-we-ve-been-sending/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [I'd rather entertain people than offend them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/i-d-rather-entertain-people-than-offend-them/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/obviously-i-m-not-a-role-model-for-impressionable-youth/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/my-view-of-life-is-if-you-re-going-to-miss-heaven-why-miss-it-by-two/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/it-was-great-to-be-the-rock-comic-the-shock-comic-but-after-you-ve/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/aids-is-a-horrible-disease-and-the-people-who-catch-it-deserve/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/it-was-like-going-to-church-except-ozzy-osbourne-was-there/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/i-m-so-tired-of-men-who-are-afraid-to-hurt-women-s-feelings/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/what-am-i-responsible-for-who-am-i-responsible-to-everybody-how-come/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [I have lived a carnal life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/i-have-lived-a-carnal-life/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/real-comedy-doesn-t-just-make-people-laugh-and-think-but-makes-them/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) > [Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-kinison/jesus-had-a-tough-life-i-read-about-that-guy-jesus-is-the-only-guy/) [Sam Kinison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-kinison/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beating-people/sam-kinison/#itemlist", "name": "1 Beating People Quotes By Sam Kinison", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. 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