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title: "13 Beat Wife Quotes by 13 authors"
description: "Browse 13 Beat Wife quotes by 13 authors. Discover the best Beat Wife sayings and thoughts."
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> [It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-barkley/it-s-the-kind-of-game-that-makes-you-go-home-and-beat-your-wife/)

[Charles Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-barkley/)

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> [It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/it-would-take-a-hell-of-a-wife-to-beat-no-wife-at-all/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b22/cormac-mccarthy-181_beats_it-would-take-a-hell-of-a-wife-to-beat-n_2079702.jpg)

> [If a man kicks his dog, he will certainly beat his wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vikrant-parsai/if-a-man-kicks-his-dog-he-will-certainly-beat-his-wife/)

[Vikrant Parsai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vikrant-parsai/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/775/vikrant-parsai-70_beat_if-a-man-kicks-his-dog-he-will-certainly_2376291.jpg)

> [My girlfriend jokes can beat up your wife jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/my-girlfriend-jokes-can-beat-up-your-wife-jokes/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f15/green-monk-388_funny_my-girlfriend-jokes-can-beat-up-your-wif_787252.jpg)

> [Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/japanese-proverb/beat-your-wife-on-the-wedding-day-and-your-married-life-will-be-happy/)

[Japanese Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/japanese-proverb/)

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> [“Drab?" Soldier yelled. "I'll give you drab. Beat her, would you? Beat my wife? I'll feed your head to the vultures, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-hunter/drab-soldier-yelled-i-ll-give-you-drab-beat-her-would-you-beat-my/)

[Kim Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-hunter/)

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> [“the rule of thumb’ referred historically to the maximum width of the stick with which a man could beat his wife without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raghuram-g-rajan/the-rule-of-thumb-referred-historically-to-the-maximum-width-of-the/)

[Raghuram G. Rajan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raghuram-g-rajan/)

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> [“No, you cannot beat your wife. No, you cannot hit your sister. No you cannot use abusive language to any woman (or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heena-rathore-p/no-you-cannot-beat-your-wife-no-you-cannot-hit-your-sister-no-you/)

[Heena Rathore P](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heena-rathore-p/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/heena-rathore-p-72301_abuse_no-you-cannot-beat-your-wife-no-you-cann_1712859.jpg)

> [Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lead-belly/ain-t-it-a-shame-to-beat-your-wife-on-sunday-when-you-got-monday/)

[Lead Belly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lead-belly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfa/lead-belly-20593_friday_ain-t-it-a-shame-to-beat-your-wife-on-su_1288309.jpg)

> [I was in an adolescent psychology class at Citadel when the guy said, if you had a mother who was beaten, there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-gross/i-was-in-an-adolescent-psychology-class-at-citadel-when-the-guy-said/)

[Terry Gross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-gross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f20/terry-gross-9637_beaten_i-was-in-an-adolescent-psychology-class_629219.jpg)

> [“Do something a bit shit, like getting in a fight outside the TAB or getting a DUI, and people around here will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-maguire/do-something-a-bit-shit-like-getting-in-a-fight-outside-the-tab-or/)

[Emily Maguire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-maguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/216/emily-maguire-29158_marriage_do-something-a-bit-shit-like-getting-in_1574442.jpg)

> [“rule of thumb.’” His eyes found Erwin’s and they were gleaming. “You familiar with that one, doc?” Erwin hesitated before nodding slowly.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-d-prescott/rule-of-thumb-his-eyes-found-erwin-s-and-they-were-gleaming-you/)

[James D. Prescott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-d-prescott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/james-d-prescott-55216_quote_rule-of-thumb-his-eyes-found-erwin-s-and_1052091.jpg)

> [“These women accept their beatings with a simplicity worthy of all praise, and far from considering themselves insulted, admire the strength and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-von-arnim/these-women-accept-their-beatings-with-a-simplicity-worthy-of-all/)

[Elizabeth von Arnim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-von-arnim/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a23/elizabeth-von-arnim-2484_civilized_these-women-accept-their-beatings-with-a_1695002.jpg)

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