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title: "2 Beard Quotes By Rolf Harris"
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> [I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/i-will-never-shave-off-my-beard-and-moustache-i-did-once-for-charity/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

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> [When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/when-i-was-presenting-animal-hospital-the-grey-started-to-creep-into/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

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## Other authors on Beard

## More by Rolf Harris

> [It's important to seize the moment. If there's something you want to say, don't put it off, because you might miss your chance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/it-s-important-to-seize-the-moment-if-there-s-something-you-want-to/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [For sheer creativity and totality of involvement, 'Rolf's Cartoon Club' with HTV in Bristol was an amazing show to work on, but I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/for-sheer-creativity-and-totality-of-involvement-rolf-s-cartoon-club/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [People can see you on TV sloshing paint around with big four-inch brushes, and I learned to talk to camera in a friendly voice,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/people-can-see-you-on-tv-sloshing-paint-around-with-big-four-inch/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [People say 'Are you going to retire?' To me, that sort of equates with lying down and dying. When you're doing something you love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/people-say-are-you-going-to-retire-to-me-that-sort-of-equates-with/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [Bob Marley - yeah, I've always loved his stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/bob-marley-yeah-i-ve-always-loved-his-stuff/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [I love the word 'fantastic'. It represents how I always feel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/i-love-the-word-fantastic-it-represents-how-i-always-feel/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [When I draw my caricature self-portrait, I always do a huge smile.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/when-i-draw-my-caricature-self-portrait-i-always-do-a-huge-smile/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [If I could go back in time, I'd return to when my parents were alive and appreciate them more than I did when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/if-i-could-go-back-in-time-i-d-return-to-when-my-parents-were-alive/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [Try and spread a lot of love and affection around the world. The most important thing is not to 'con' the public. Be real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/try-and-spread-a-lot-of-love-and-affection-around-the-world-the-most/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [I draw the line at filth and crude language. It seems to be an excuse for not being funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/i-draw-the-line-at-filth-and-crude-language-it-seems-to-be-an-excuse/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [As I walked up the imposing steps of the Royal Academy, I came fact to face with Alwen Hughes. She looked just as stunning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/as-i-walked-up-the-imposing-steps-of-the-royal-academy-i-came-fact-to/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [I regard myself as being enormously lucky to have been accepted by the British public in so many areas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/i-regard-myself-as-being-enormously-lucky-to-have-been-accepted-by/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [Prison is no hardship, really. I'm in the art room as an assistant to the tutor, and basically, I'm doing what I like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/prison-is-no-hardship-really-i-m-in-the-art-room-as-an-assistant-to/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [My approach to painting doesn't involve any heavy thinking about how am I going to present this, what am I going to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/my-approach-to-painting-doesn-t-involve-any-heavy-thinking-about-how/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

> [If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rolf-harris/if-you-turn-a-smiling-face-on-the-world-you-ve-got-a-chance-of/)

[Rolf Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rolf-harris/)

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