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> [That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/that-particular-octopus-committed-suicide-didn-t-he-he-stabbed/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

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## More by Richard Madeley

> [WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/women-lie-about-sex-it-doesn-t-matter-how-many-partners-she-says-she/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

> [Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/your-short-term-memory-really-is-shot-it-must-drive-you-nuts/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

> [IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/it-s-funny-it-doesn-t-work-the-other-way-round/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

> [YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/you-re-just-humming-with-sexual-energy-is-it-the-fabric-is-it-wearing/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

> [That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/that-particular-octopus-committed-suicide-didn-t-he-he-stabbed/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

> [When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/when-we-first-got-together-one-of-the-things-me-and-judy-had-in/)

[Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/)

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