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title: "Best Bathtub Quotes"
description: "Browse 69 Bathtub quotes by 59 authors. Discover the best Bathtub sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/815/jarod-kintz-2_bathtub_i-only-sing-in-the-shower-i-would-join-a_2389976.jpg"
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> [“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-only-sing-in-the-shower-i-would-join-a-choir-but-i-don-t-think-my/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/815/jarod-kintz-2_bathtub_i-only-sing-in-the-shower-i-would-join-a_2389976.jpg)

> [I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-jillette/i-like-to-read-in-the-dark-i-like-to-go-into-the-bathtub-turn-out-all/)

[Penn Jillette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-jillette/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/penn-jillette-1046_bathtub_i-like-to-read-in-the-dark-i-like-to-go_2528476.png)

> [“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/boil-your-drinking-water-and-drink-the-water-surrounding-you-in-your/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/jarod-kintz-2_bathtub_boil-your-drinking-water-and-drink-the-w_2312132.jpg)

> [“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-write-like-i-make-love-alone-in-my-bathtub-as-i-let-the-fantasy/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ee/jarod-kintz-2_bathtub_i-write-like-i-make-love-alone-in-my-bat_2259461.jpg)

> [What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/what-an-electric-heater-perched-upon-the-rim-of-the-bathtub-of-the/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a99/tom-robbins-169_bathtub_what-an-electric-heater-perched-upon-the_2342062.jpg)

> [Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iliza-shlesinger/whenever-i-play-las-vegas-they-always-give-you-a-suite-and-it-s/)

[Iliza Shlesinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iliza-shlesinger/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b2/iliza-shlesinger-3685_always_whenever-i-play-las-vegas-they-always-gi_420346.jpg)

> [“If I’m ninety and believe I’m forty-five, I’m headed for a very bad time trying to get out of the bathtub.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ursula-k-le-guin/if-i-m-ninety-and-believe-i-m-forty-five-i-m-headed-for-a-very-bad/)

[Ursula K. Le Guin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ursula-k-le-guin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2d/ursula-k-le-guin-138_bad-time_if-i-m-ninety-and-believe-i-m-forty-five_1978023.jpg)

> [For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-n-frey/for-some-it-is-harder-to-write-a-novel-than-to-row-a-bathtub-across/)

[James N. Frey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-n-frey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/575/james-n-frey-31646_atlantic_for-some-it-is-harder-to-write-a-novel-t_601459.jpg)

> [I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-orr/i-noticed-every-time-i-spent-a-lot-of-time-in-the-bathtub-i-would/)

[Leonard Orr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-orr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/leonard-orr-30279_bathtub_i-noticed-every-time-i-spent-a-lot-of-ti_1959813.png)

> [When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julianne-moore/when-someone-says-i-m-not-political-i-feel-like-what-they-re-saying/)

[Julianne Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julianne-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da3/julianne-moore-2166_about_when-someone-says-i-m-not-political-i-fe_482225.jpg)

> [My rendition of the itsy bitsy spider: the itsy bitsy spider got WASHED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/itsy-spider/my-rendition-of-the-itsy-bitsy-spider-the-itsy-bitsy-spider-got/)

[Itsy Spider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/itsy-spider/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/itsy-spider-244194_quote_my-rendition-of-the-itsy-bitsy-spider-th_1484483.jpg)

> [“She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-mccarthy/she-d-stumbled-into-norman-bates-attic-there-in-the-bathroom-was-a/)

[Erin McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-mccarthy/)

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> [“They say that characters were engraven on the bathtub of king Tching-thang to this effect: 'renew thyself completely each day; do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-david-thoreau/they-say-that-characters-were-engraven-on-the-bathtub-of-king-tching/)

[Henry David Thoreau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-david-thoreau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7b/henry-david-thoreau-20_morning_they-say-that-characters-were-engraven-o_1930819.jpg)

> [I don't even have a small boat. I don't even have a toy boat in my bathtub. I don't have a biplane,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mo-ibrahim/i-don-t-even-have-a-small-boat-i-don-t-even-have-a-toy-boat-in-my/)

[Mo Ibrahim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mo-ibrahim/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/mo-ibrahim-3354_anything_i-don-t-even-have-a-small-boat-i-don-t-e_2149190.jpg)

> [Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kip-thorne/each-black-hole-spins-on-its-axis-like-the-earth-spins-that-spin/)

[Kip Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kip-thorne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41c/kip-thorne-15554_axis_each-black-hole-spins-on-its-axis-like-t_1371243.jpg)

> [When I'm in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anastasia-soare/when-i-m-in-the-bathtub-i-could-have-my-champagne-here-and-my-caviar/)

[Anastasia Soare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anastasia-soare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b59/anastasia-soare-5677_could_when-i-m-in-the-bathtub-i-could-have-my_2238525.jpg)

> [“Occupying the other half of the bedroom, my bathtub was actually a pool, hanging right off the mountain itself. A pool for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/occupying-the-other-half-of-the-bedroom-my-bathtub-was-actually-a/)

[Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30d/sarah-j-maas-58_bathtub_occupying-the-other-half-of-the-bedroom_1084584.png)

> [If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reinhard-bonnke/if-you-want-to-catch-fish-don-t-throw-your-net-into-the-bathtub/)

[Reinhard Bonnke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reinhard-bonnke/)

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> [“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f\*ck Christ in a piss sh\*thole, dick for brains, the answer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/then-grow-a-pair-and-get-over-it-jesus-mother-of-f-ck-christ-in-a/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a4/tara-sivec-2248_quote_then-grow-a-pair-and-get-over-it-jesus-m_1443339.jpg)

> [How did you die?" "We er…drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/how-did-you-die-we-er-drowned-in-a-bathtub-all-three-of-you-it-was-a/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-make-love-in-my-bathtub-because-there-s-only-room-for-one-person/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-can-tell-your-age-by-the-number-of/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/jeff-foxworthy-939_age_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-can-tell-y_729016.jpg)

> [My guilty pleasure is listening to Enya in the bathtub. I do bubbles. I do essential oils. Candles, if they're around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chord-overstreet/my-guilty-pleasure-is-listening-to-enya-in-the-bathtub-i-do-bubbles-i/)

[Chord Overstreet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chord-overstreet/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfd/chord-overstreet-14008_around_my-guilty-pleasure-is-listening-to-enya_1398020.png)

> [“Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories, But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/scientists-may-have-sophisticated-laboratories-but-never-forget/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6d/toba-beta-105_bathtub_scientists-may-have-sophisticated-labora_162935.jpg)

> [My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-nelson-reilly/my-friends-are-very-rich-elizabeth-taylor-sends-flowers-the-size-of/)

[Charles Nelson Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-nelson-reilly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d22/charles-nelson-reilly-29499_bathtub_my-friends-are-very-rich-elizabeth-taylo_1601894.jpg)

> [I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-mosley/i-like-to-read-either-in-motion-or-in-water-i-am-happiest-reading-in/)

[Walter Mosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-mosley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e6/walter-mosley-2810_bathtub_i-like-to-read-either-in-motion-or-in-wa_1624752.png)

> [The red washing down the bathtub can’t change the color of the sea at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derrick-c-brown/the-red-washing-down-the-bathtub-can-t-change-the-color-of-the-sea-at/)

[Derrick C. Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derrick-c-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/derrick-c-brown-82999_bathtub_the-red-washing-down-the-bathtub-can-t-c_2927847.png)

> [We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ethel-waters/we-never-had-a-bathtub-mom-would-bathe-me-in-the-wooden-or-tin/)

[Ethel Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ethel-waters/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfc/ethel-waters-9047_bathtub_we-never-had-a-bathtub-mom-would-bathe-m_3079063.jpg)

> [I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versaces bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-murphy/i-just-remember-stella-tenant-and-me-dancing-in-donatella-versaces/)

[Carolyn Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-murphy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f25/carolyn-murphy-19779_bathtub_i-just-remember-stella-tenant-and-me-dan_2879315.png)

## Top authors on Bathtub

- [Jarod Kintz 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bathtub/jarod-kintz/)

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