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title: "69 Bathtub Quotes by 59 authors"
description: "Browse 69 Bathtub quotes by 59 authors. Discover the best Bathtub sayings and thoughts."
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> [She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/she-was-so-fat-that-her-bathtub-has-stretch-marks/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dianne-wiest/gee-this-isn-t-like-i-imagined-it-would-be-in-the-bathtub/)

[Dianne Wiest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dianne-wiest/)

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> [I have a beautiful, big bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-morris/i-have-a-beautiful-big-bathtub/)

[Mark Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-morris/)

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> [“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-make-love-like-i-sing-in-a-choir-alone-in-the-bathtub/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I have to fill the bathtub with water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nalini-singh/i-have-to-fill-the-bathtub-with-water/)

[Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nalini-singh/)

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> [I have a really great bathtub, and I unwind by taking baths.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-jayne/i-have-a-really-great-bathtub-and-i-unwind-by-taking-baths/)

[Erika Jayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-jayne/)

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> [“Bathtub” is a palindrome with a speech impediment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-harvey/bathtub-is-a-palindrome-with-a-speech-impediment/)

[Steve Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-harvey/)

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> [“The black hardrubber bathtub stopper at the Parker house.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lowell/the-black-hardrubber-bathtub-stopper-at-the-parker-house/)

[Robert Lowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lowell/)

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> [You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-donovan/you-know-you-re-big-when-you-sit-in-the-bathtub-and-the-water-in-the/)

[Art Donovan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-donovan/)

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> [Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grover-norquist/our-goal-is-to-shrink-government-to-the-size-where-we-can-drown-it-in/)

[Grover Norquist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grover-norquist/)

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> [You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/you-can-swim-too-he-says-where-did-you-learn-that-in-district-twelve/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> ['Bathtub' spelled backwards is still'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/bathtub-spelled-backwards-is-still-bathtub-it-s-not-but-for-a-second/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-knew-we-were-having-problems-when-you-put-those-piranhas-in-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-paul/i-remember-being-a-bathtub-singer-you-know-the-type-that-sings-and/)

[Sean Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-paul/)

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> [Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/possessing-the-ability-to-turn-the-bathtub-faucet-on-and-off-with/)

[Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/)

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> [“Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join? Julia: Hilarious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-morrill/jason-holy-crap-is-that-a-bathtub-at-the-foot-of-your-bed-that-s/)

[Lauren Morrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-morrill/)

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> [I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erica-jong/i-thought-of-the-nameless-inventor-of-the-bathtub-i-was-somehow-sure/)

[Erica Jong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erica-jong/)

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> [“My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-girlfriend-just-bought-me-a-portable-toaster-and-my-birthday-s/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“It was eleven days before Christmas and an orange-tailed carp swam in the bathtub, opening and closing the slick tunnel of its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/magdalena-mcguire/it-was-eleven-days-before-christmas-and-an-orange-tailed-carp-swam-in/)

[Magdalena McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/magdalena-mcguire/)

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> [I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-murphy/i-just-remember-stella-tenant-and-me-dancing-in-donatella-versace-s/)

[Carolyn Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-murphy/)

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> [“You and I both worry about what it means to put our personal libraries onto one gadget and then what would happen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-merkoski/you-and-i-both-worry-about-what-it-means-to-put-our-personal/)

[Jason Merkoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-merkoski/)

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> [My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-bruhl/my-special-thing-as-a-kid-was-to-play-dead-because-i-thought-i-was/)

[Daniel Bruhl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-bruhl/)

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> [“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for the test to be accurate, I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-measure-the-volume-of-love-in-any-given-bathtub/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Would like to discover a little more about Freestanding Bathtub? Your current research will stop the following. Click the following to obtain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/would-like-to-discover-a-little-more-about-freestanding-bathtub-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/owen-wilson/being-in-a-bathtub-with-jackie-chan-i-don-t-know-it-has-a-way-of/)

[Owen Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/owen-wilson/)

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> [We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/we-were-so-poor-as-kids-i-didn-t-even-see-a-bathtub-running-water-hot/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

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> [When I was around 9 years old, I was watching TV one day. I was looking at this commercial, with a kid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-swanson/when-i-was-around-9-years-old-i-was-watching-tv-one-day-i-was-looking/)

[Kristy Swanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-swanson/)

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> [“All joking aside, there was no water in the bathtub. We both knew it. The bathroom door was wide open, as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-breitling/all-joking-aside-there-was-no-water-in-the-bathtub-we-both-knew-it/)

[Jess Breitling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-breitling/)

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> [There's no way I would have got to see so much of the world, with my humble background, without modelling. We were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carmen-dell-orefice/there-s-no-way-i-would-have-got-to-see-so-much-of-the-world-with-my/)

[Carmen Dell'Orefice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carmen-dell-orefice/)

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> [ \[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:\] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/on-william-lyon-phelps-s-happiness-it-is-second-only-to-a-rubber-duck/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [The very first big photo shoot I ever did was with Bruce Weber. I couldn't believe this guy was taking my picture,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-damon/the-very-first-big-photo-shoot-i-ever-did-was-with-bruce-weber-i/)

[Matt Damon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-damon/)

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> [“I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/i-never-feel-so-much-myself-as-when-i-m-in-a-hot-bath-i-lay-in-that/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/there-must-be-quite-a-few-things-a-hot-bath-won-t-cure-but-i-don-t/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [“When I was old enough to take baths in the bathtub, and to know I had a penis and a scrotum and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-safran-foer/when-i-was-old-enough-to-take-baths-in-the-bathtub-and-to-know-i-had/)

[jonathan safran foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-safran-foer/)

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> [I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/honey-boo-boo-child/i-would-prefer-my-kids-not-to-be-in-the-redneck-bathtub/)

[Honey Boo Boo Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honey-boo-boo-child/)

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> [Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-hunter/being-in-a-floodplain-is-like-sitting-down-in-a-bathtub/)

[Robert Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-hunter/)

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> [Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conrad-hilton/remember-to-tuck-the-shower-curtain-inside-the-bathtub/)

[Conrad Hilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conrad-hilton/)

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> [If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-briggs/if-you-could-just-see-your-face-she-told-me-you-look-like-a-cat-in-a/)

[Patricia Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-briggs/)

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> [My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360. We got the shit that the government got, talkin money then you rubbin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jadakiss/my-bathtub-lift-up-my-walls-do-a-360-we-got-the-shit-that-the/)

[Jadakiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jadakiss/)

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> [We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-dreesen/we-were-so-poor-we-had-no-hot-water-but-it-didn-t-matter-because-we/)

[Tom Dreesen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-dreesen/)

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## Top authors on Bathtub

- [Jarod Kintz 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bathtub/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain pipe.",
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