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title: "2 Baths Quotes By Ogden Nash"
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> [Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/dogs-display-reluctance-and-wrath-if-you-try-to-give-them-a-bath-they/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06c/ogden-nash-1286_animal_dogs-display-reluctance-and-wrath-if-you_512478.png)

> [I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/i-test-my-bath-before-i-sit-and-i-m-always-moved-to-wonderment-that/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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## Other authors on Baths

## More by Ogden Nash

> [There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/there-is-only-one-way-to-achieve-happiness-on-this-terrestrial-ball/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/the-sky-is-now-indelible-ink-the-branches-reft-asunder-but-you-and-i/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/middle-aged-life-is-merry-and-i-love-to-lead-it/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/when-a-lady-s-erotic-life-is-vexed-god-knows-what-god-is-coming-next/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/love-is-a-word-that-is-constantly-heard-hate-is-a-word-that-is-not/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/a-husband-is-a-guy-who-tells-you-when-you-ve-got-on-too-much-lipstick/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/marriage-is-the-alliance-of-two-people-one-of-whom-never-remembers/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/i-claim-there-ain-t-another-saint-as-great-as-valentine/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/senescence-begins-and-middle-age-ends-the-day-your-descendants/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/poets-arent-very-usefulbecause-they-aren-t-consumeful-or-produceful/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/i-don-t-mind-their-having-a-lot-of-money-and-i-don-t-care-how-they/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/to-maintain-your-marriage-brimming-with-really-like-in-the-wedding/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/no-you-never-get-any-fun-out-of-the-things-you-haven-t-done/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [“Which the Chicken and Which the Egg? He drinks because she scolds, he thinks; She thinks she scolds because he drinks; And nether will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/which-the-chicken-and-which-the-egg-he-drinks-because-she-scolds-he/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

> [“People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/people-can-t-concentrate-properly-on-blowing-other-people-to-pieces/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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