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title: "45 Bathrooms Quotes by 39 authors"
description: "Browse 45 Bathrooms quotes by 39 authors. Discover the best Bathrooms sayings and thoughts."
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> [A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlene-dietrich/a-country-without-bordellos-is-like-a-house-without-bathrooms/)

[Marlene Dietrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marlene-dietrich/)

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> [What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/what-is-it-with-you-and-girls-bathrooms/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-dubrow/i-do-think-the-secret-to-a-good-marriage-is-separate-bathrooms/)

[Heather Dubrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-dubrow/)

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> [I think we should have unisex bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jazz-jennings/i-think-we-should-have-unisex-bathrooms/)

[Jazz Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jazz-jennings/)

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> [Bathrooms on the plane are so small. Where are you supposed to change a baby?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-ross/bathrooms-on-the-plane-are-so-small-where-are-you-supposed-to-change/)

[Evan Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-ross/)

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> [I think bathrooms are where everyone bonds. That is the bonding place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peyton-list/i-think-bathrooms-are-where-everyone-bonds-that-is-the-bonding-place/)

[Peyton List](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peyton-list/)

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> [Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-mead/having-two-bathrooms-ruined-the-capacity-to-co-operate/)

[Margaret Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-mead/)

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> [Open concept bathrooms are not the greatest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-scott/open-concept-bathrooms-are-not-the-greatest/)

[Jonathan Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-scott/)

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> [This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/this-is-school-not-a-freakin-beauty-pageant-no-need-to-apply-makeup/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rex/we-found-the-bathrooms-which-were-labeled-aliens-and-femaliens/)

[Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rex/)

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> [“Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.--Regin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/oh-my-gods-when-do-you-not-sport-wood-there-are-bathrooms-in-the-back/)

[Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/)

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> [I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-d-rather-clean-all-the-bathrooms-in-grand-central-station-with-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-hagman/i-have-been-married-for-58-years-to-the-same-woman-our-secret/)

[Larry Hagman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-hagman/)

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> [It's not just about being free to marry who you want, you now want to have men using women's bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kemi-badenoch/it-s-not-just-about-being-free-to-marry-who-you-want-you-now-want-to/)

[Kemi Badenoch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kemi-badenoch/)

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> [Typically, in older homes, bathrooms tend to have oil-based paint. Some mould will accumulate on that from moisture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-baeumler/typically-in-older-homes-bathrooms-tend-to-have-oil-based-paint-some/)

[Bryan Baeumler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-baeumler/)

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> [Bathrooms are an area where you get a high concentration of moisture, which can lead to mould, mildew, failing grout, rotting walls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-baeumler/bathrooms-are-an-area-where-you-get-a-high-concentration-of-moisture/)

[Bryan Baeumler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-baeumler/)

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> [In an ideal world, you would have his-and-hers bathrooms and his-and-hers dressing rooms, complete with a single bed where the Mrs. need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-linley/in-an-ideal-world-you-would-have-his-and-hers-bathrooms-and-his-and/)

[David Linley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-linley/)

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> [I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/i-won-t-eat-in-a-restaurant-with-filthy-bathrooms-this-isn-t-a-hard/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/after-7-years-of-marriage-i-am-sure-of-2-things-first-never-wallpaper/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [Bathrooms have always been a big issue in my life. My parents fought for me to be able to enroll in elementary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jazz-jennings/bathrooms-have-always-been-a-big-issue-in-my-life-my-parents-fought/)

[Jazz Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jazz-jennings/)

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> [There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-aselton/there-was-no-glam-squad-whatsoever-there-were-no-dressing-rooms-there/)

[Katie Aselton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-aselton/)

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> [How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/how-about-we-get-rid-of-separate-bathrooms-for-boys-and-girls-gays/)

[Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/)

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> [When I was living out of my car, I did not know where we were going to eat, use the bathroom, rest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cori-bush/when-i-was-living-out-of-my-car-i-did-not-know-where-we-were-going-to/)

[Cori Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cori-bush/)

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> [Wait a minute. You expect me to stay overnight in a house with four single men? Sean grinned. We're perfect gentlemen, Kim.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-ashley/wait-a-minute-you-expect-me-to-stay-overnight-in-a-house-with-four/)

[Jennifer Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-ashley/)

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> [You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-caine/you-cannot-have-one-bathroom-and-it-don-t-matter-how-much-you-love/)

[Michael Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-caine/)

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> [“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-heron/thank-god-for-vegas-seriously-a-lobotomy-wasn-t-as-effective-as-a/)

[Christy Heron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-heron/)

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> [When it comes to trans people, we have to acknowledge their humanity and their dignity and listen to their voices and celebrate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-varner/when-it-comes-to-trans-people-we-have-to-acknowledge-their-humanity/)

[Jeff Varner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-varner/)

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> [“If you’ve never been in a men’s room, and have only set foot in the ladies’ room at most fine (and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-kent/if-you-ve-never-been-in-a-men-s-room-and-have-only-set-foot-in-the/)

[Julia Kent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-kent/)

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> [The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/the-bathrooms-that-usually-would-be-a-porta-potty-were-wrapped-in-a/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

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> [ We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average \[person\]… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/we-have-the-whitest-kitchens-and-the-most-shining-bathrooms-in-the/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [“I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ned-vizzini/i-have-a-system-with-bathrooms-i-spend-a-lot-of-time-in-them-they-are/)

[Ned Vizzini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ned-vizzini/)

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> [Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/do-you-have-bathrooms-here-or-do-i-have-to-shit-in-a-plant/)

[Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/)

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> [Since when did bathrooms become photo booths .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/since-when-did-bathrooms-become-photo-booths/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh\*t.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/some-people-are-like-bathrooms-they-re-either-taken-or-full-of-sh-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The secret to a happy marriage is... separate bathrooms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-doocy/the-secret-to-a-happy-marriage-is-separate-bathrooms/)

[Steve Doocy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-doocy/)

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> [I got 10 bathrooms I can shit ALL DAY!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-got-10-bathrooms-i-can-shit-all-day/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

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> [One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reif-larsen/one-cannot-spend-one-s-entire-life-running-into-bathrooms-when-danger/)

[Reif Larsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reif-larsen/)

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> [Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ash-sweeney/back-in-my-days-bathrooms-were-used-for-taking-a-sh-t-not-for-taking/)

[Ash Sweeney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ash-sweeney/)

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> [I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-self/i-do-have-a-fantasy-life-in-which-i-can-grout-bathrooms-but-not-for-a/)

[Will Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-self/)

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> [Well, I don't like shooting in bathrooms. They're small and cramped and you've got harsh surfaces and it's difficult.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-buckman/well-i-don-t-like-shooting-in-bathrooms-they-re-small-and-cramped-and/)

[Zoe Buckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-buckman/)

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                        "text": "How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.",
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                        "text": "Wait a minute. You expect me to stay overnight in a house with four single men? Sean grinned. We're perfect gentlemen, Kim. Everyone knows that. Don't let us worry you. I'm not worried about my reputation, I'm worried about the state of the bathrooms.",
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                        "text": "You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.",
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                        "text": "“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowski’s baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. I’d giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror.”",
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                        "text": "When it comes to trans people, we have to acknowledge their humanity and their dignity and listen to their voices and celebrate their courage. So much of the legislation that's happening across the world right now is not about bathrooms. It's about whether or not trans people have the right to exist in public and that's horrible. So many of our leaders are making an effort to erase trans people from our society and that angers me so much. I want to do everything in my power to stop that.",
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                        "text": "“If you’ve never been in a men’s room, and have only set foot in the ladies’ room at most fine (and not so fine) establishments, you need to know this: store owners hate men. No, really—this is the one area where women get treated better. We may earn seventy-seven cents on the dollar compared to men, but, by God, our public bathrooms don’t look like something out of a Soviet-era prison. Or worse—a Sochi hotel during the Olympics.”",
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                        "text": "The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same materials that were used to cover the bathroom, we said, 'Let's just use that [to cover a bar at the reception], because this is all we have to make the bar look better.' Which it did, in the end.",
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                        "text": "We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] can’t produce a meal fit to eat, and the lovely shining bathroom is mostly a receptacle for deodorants, laxatives, sleeping pills, and the products of that confidence racket called the cosmetic industry. We make the finest packages in the world, Mr Marlowe. The stuff inside is mostly junk.\" —",
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                        "text": "“I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me. When I pop into Aaron’s, I continue my normal routine of wasting time. I turn the light off first. Then I sigh. Then I turn around, face the door I just closed, pull down my pants, and fall on the toilet— I don’t sit; I fall like a carcass, feeling my butt accommodate the rim. Then I put my head in my hands and breathe out as I, well, y’know, piss. I always try to enjoy it, to feel it come out and realize that it’s my body doing something it has to do, like eating, although I’m not too good at that. I bury my face in my hands and wish that it could go on forever because it feels good. You do it and it’s done. It doesn’t take any effort or any planning. You don’t put it off. That would be really screwed up, I think. If you had such problems that you didn’t pee. Like being anorexic, except with urine. If you held it in as self-punishment. I wonder if anyone does that? I finish up and flush, reaching behind me, my head still down. Then I get up and turn on the light. (Did anyone notice I was in here in the dark? Did they see the lack of light under the crack and notice it like a roach? Did Nia see?) Then I look in the mirror. I look so normal. I look like I’ve always looked, like I did before the fall of last year. Dark hair and dark eyes and one snaggled tooth. Big eyebrows that meet in the middle. A long nose, sort of twisted. Pupils that are naturally large—it’s not the pot— which blend into the dark brown to make two big saucer eyes, holes in me. Wisps of hair above my upper lip. This is Craig. And I always look like I’m about to cry. I put on the hot water and splash it at my face to feel something. In a few seconds I’m going to have to go back and face the crowd. But I can sit in the dark on the toilet a little more, can’t I? I always manage to make a trip to the bathroom take five minutes.”",
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                        "text": "Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?",
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                        "text": "Since when did bathrooms become photo booths .",
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