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title: "22 Bathrobe Quotes by 21 authors"
description: "Browse 22 Bathrobe quotes by 21 authors. Discover the best Bathrobe sayings and thoughts."
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> [Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/bring-it-darth-bathrobe/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/480/jim-butcher-151_bring_bring-it-darth-bathrobe-1670280_1670280.png)

> [“Stomps outside wearing black boots and a fuzzy brown bathrobe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicola-yoon/stomps-outside-wearing-black-boots-and-a-fuzzy-brown-bathrobe/)

[Nicola Yoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicola-yoon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/836/nicola-yoon-2072_black-boots_stomps-outside-wearing-black-boots-and-a_1975126.jpg)

> [Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-hollander/mercy-it-s-the-revolution-and-i-m-in-my-bathrobe/)

[Nicole Hollander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-hollander/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/nicole-hollander-38656_compassion_mercy-it-s-the-revolution-and-i-m-in-my_837994.jpg)

> [“A bathrobe answered the door. Inside it, a woman...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/a-bathrobe-answered-the-door-inside-it-a-woman/)

[Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/063/markus-zusak-165_bathrobe_a-bathrobe-answered-the-door-inside-it-a_1608688.png)

> [“What do you mean there is no bathrobe in my suite??!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-lewis/what-do-you-mean-there-is-no-bathrobe-in-my-suite/)

[Michael Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-lewis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e2/michael-lewis-705_mean_what-do-you-mean-there-is-no-bathrobe-in_2911963.png)

> [My major goal is to take my bathrobe off before the kids get home from school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-weiner/my-major-goal-is-to-take-my-bathrobe-off-before-the-kids-get-home/)

[Matthew Weiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-weiner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/930/matthew-weiner-12881_goal_my-major-goal-is-to-take-my-bathrobe-off_45079.jpg)

> [I love a bathroom and fluffy bathrobe. Bear Grylls and camping... that's not me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/declan-donnelly/i-love-a-bathroom-and-fluffy-bathrobe-bear-grylls-and-camping-that-s/)

[Declan Donnelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/declan-donnelly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fc/declan-donnelly-6134_bathroom_i-love-a-bathroom-and-fluffy-bathrobe-be_280588.jpg)

> [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e65/jay-leno-210_food_you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanks_27077.png)

> [You wake up one morning and there it is, sitting in an old plaid bathrobe in your kitchen, unpleasant and unshaved. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marya-hornbacher/you-wake-up-one-morning-and-there-it-is-sitting-in-an-old-plaid/)

[Marya Hornbacher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marya-hornbacher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e20/marya-hornbacher-2109_guests_you-wake-up-one-morning-and-there-it-is_1248261.png)

> [I wake up with the story in my head, so I really like to be at my desk about five minutes after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-follett/i-wake-up-with-the-story-in-my-head-so-i-really-like-to-be-at-my-desk/)

[Ken Follett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-follett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/986/ken-follett-941_about_i-wake-up-with-the-story-in-my-head-so-i_1025848.jpg)

> [“She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-brautigan/she-wore-a-loose-bathrobe-that-covered-up-a-body-that-would-have-won/)

[Richard Brautigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-brautigan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bf/richard-brautigan-2765_beauty_she-wore-a-loose-bathrobe-that-covered-u_594476.png)

> [When she faced the noise, she found the mayor’s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/when-she-faced-the-noise-she-found-the-mayor-s-wife-in-a-brand-new/)

[Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/markus-zusak-165_bathroom_when-she-faced-the-noise-she-found-the-m_548524.png)

> [“I once read that Martha Stewart never wears a bathrobe. Not that I like Martha Stewart, nobody likes Martha Stewart, I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-berg/i-once-read-that-martha-stewart-never-wears-a-bathrobe-not-that-i/)

[Elizabeth Berg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-berg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f08/elizabeth-berg-853_martha-stewart_i-once-read-that-martha-stewart-never-we_2320340.jpg)

> [If you want to go put on a bathrobe and go walk down the street, excellent. I think it's more about trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-astbury/if-you-want-to-go-put-on-a-bathrobe-and-go-walk-down-the-street/)

[Ian Astbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-astbury/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f62/ian-astbury-14036_excellent_if-you-want-to-go-put-on-a-bathrobe-and_2390493.jpg)

> [“Like hell he was," said the first C.I.D. man. "I'm the C.I.D. man arround here." Major Major could barely recognize him because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heller/like-hell-he-was-said-the-first-c-i-d-man-i-m-the-c-i-d-man-arround/)

[Joseph Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/953/joseph-heller-601_satirical-humor_like-hell-he-was-said-the-first-c-i-d-ma_1845080.png)

> [I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm also not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linus-torvalds/i-m-sitting-in-my-home-office-wearing-a-bathrobe-the-same-way-i-m-not/)

[Linus Torvalds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linus-torvalds/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f65/linus-torvalds-1512_aggressiveness_i-m-sitting-in-my-home-office-wearing-a_1116640.jpg)

> [“Then I dried myself in my soft bathrobe, shaved very carefully, put on fresh underwear and a shirt, a perfectly pressed gray…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-f-moore/then-i-dried-myself-in-my-soft-bathrobe-shaved-very-carefully-put-on/)

[Michael F. Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-f-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64e/michael-f-moore-48718_books_then-i-dried-myself-in-my-soft-bathrobe_2768722.jpg)

> [“Patrick walked in dressed in an utterly unmentionable bathrobe. I was pretty sure that Disney wouldn’t have approved of what their cartoon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/patrick-walked-in-dressed-in-an-utterly-unmentionable-bathrobe-i-was/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cba/rachel-caine-217_dark-blue_patrick-walked-in-dressed-in-an-utterly_2147550.jpg)

> [“This book is for a black light, a bottom bunk and a hug, For a doorway, a pair of kicked-off shoes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-hart/this-book-is-for-a-black-light-a-bottom-bunk-and-a-hug-for-a-doorway/)

[Megan Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-hart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa0/megan-hart-2129_book_this-book-is-for-a-black-light-a-bottom_516370.jpg)

> [“Her bathrobe came off with one sweep, exposing her silky skin, fragrant from the bath. Perfect, he marveled, even as part of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norah-wilson/her-bathrobe-came-off-with-one-sweep-exposing-her-silky-skin-fragrant/)

[Norah Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norah-wilson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/norah-wilson-19742_long-legs_her-bathrobe-came-off-with-one-sweep-exp_1112816.jpg)

> [“Sophia thought about the bathrobe more and more. The thing living in it was as quick as lightning but could lie in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tove-jansson/sophia-thought-about-the-bathrobe-more-and-more-the-thing-living-in/)

[Tove Jansson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tove-jansson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/261/tove-jansson-1846_bathrobe_sophia-thought-about-the-bathrobe-more-a_2837200.jpg)

> [“A while later Catch woke to the sound of the bathroom door opening. Hallie emerged wearing a white bathrobe, which hung suggestively…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-j-quirk/a-while-later-catch-woke-to-the-sound-of-the-bathroom-door-opening/)

[Sean J. Quirk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-j-quirk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/172/sean-j-quirk-44845_bathrobe_a-while-later-catch-woke-to-the-sound-of_2993903.jpg)

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