--- title: "1 Bat Quotes By Vanessa Bayer" description: "1 Bat quotes by Vanessa Bayer. Plus more from Vanessa Bayer and more Bat sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg" --- > [The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty-percent-jewish-so-every/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg) ## More by Vanessa Bayer > [You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/you-feel-like-you-need-to-deal-with-a-lot-if-you-re-from-cleveland-so/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/i-do-think-that-the-audience-thinks-it-s-funny-when-you-break-but-if/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/my-fridge-is-usually-pretty-empty-if-i-can-get-it-together-to-order/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/i-ve-had-some-pretty-rough-interviews-and-it-s-funny-when-people-are/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [I'm not totally sure what I want to be doing, but it's so fun to be on 'SNL' because you get exposed to so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/i-m-not-totally-sure-what-i-want-to-be-doing-but-it-s-so-fun-to-be-on/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [Cleveland gets crapped on a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/cleveland-gets-crapped-on-a-lot/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/it-s-totally-my-dream-job-i-grew-up-watching-saturday-night-live-we-d/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/there-are-just-so-many-funny-kids-and-teenagers-they-re-just-not/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/i-feel-like-i-know-a-lot-of-music-stuff-that-most-people-my-age-don-t/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/i-went-to-this-one-in-ohio-and-then-i-became-a-counselor-there-and-it/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/sometimes-the-funniest-people-don-t-know-that-they-re-funny-like-the/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/my-dad-is-a-really-funny-guy-and-we-would-make-jokes-about-my/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/it-s-so-funny-at-snl-bill-hader-always-kind-of-treated-me-like-his/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [Being sick is the reason I went into comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/being-sick-is-the-reason-i-went-into-comedy/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) > [There always have been funny women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/there-always-have-been-funny-women/) [Vanessa Bayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vanessa-bayer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bat/vanessa-bayer/#itemlist", "name": "1 Bat Quotes By Vanessa Bayer", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Vanessa Bayer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vanessa-bayer/the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty-percent-jewish-so-every/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar…” — Vanessa Bayer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bat/vanessa-bayer/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bat/vanessa-bayer/", "name": "Bat Quotes by Vanessa Bayer", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bat/vanessa-bayer/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/vanessa-bayer-20524_7th-grade_the-town-i-grew-up-in-was-at-least-fifty_2669082.jpg" }, "description": "1 Bat quotes by Vanessa Bayer. 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