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title: "1 Baseball Isn Quotes By Jimmy Breslin"
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> [Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/baseball-isn-t-statistics-it-s-joe-dimaggio-rounding-second-base/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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## More by Jimmy Breslin

> [Trump survives by Corum's Law. This is a famous, well-tested theory and is named after Bill Corum, who once wrote sports for the Hearst…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/trump-survives-by-corum-s-law-this-is-a-famous-well-tested-theory-and/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Governments mostly don't do much. And you've also got to understand the level of incompetence out there. Nobody knows what they're doing. They just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/governments-mostly-don-t-do-much-and-you-ve-also-got-to-understand/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [“woman came to the checkout counter. She took a small order out of the shopping cart and placed it on the conveyor. There was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/woman-came-to-the-checkout-counter-she-took-a-small-order-out-of-the/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/newspapers-are-so-boring-how-can-you-read-a-newspaper-that-starts/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Media, the plural of mediocrity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/media-the-plural-of-mediocrity/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [“Pointing to the mutual envy of businessmen and politicians who are often out of their field in each other's area,, the author quotes the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/pointing-to-the-mutual-envy-of-businessmen-and-politicians-who-are/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Anything that isn't writing is easy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/anything-that-isn-t-writing-is-easy/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/the-other-feature-is-a-gymnasium-named-after-another-dead-politician/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/designed-by-architects-with-honorable-intentions-but-hands-of-palsy/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/speaks-cheerful-english-and-in-the-past-has-written-this-language/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Trump is larger than life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/trump-is-larger-than-life/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [Out in the ocean, a rope is put around the man's neck. The other end of the rope is attached to an old jukebox…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/out-in-the-ocean-a-rope-is-put-around-the-man-s-neck-the-other-end-of/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/true-new-yorkers-do-not-really-seek-information-about-the-outside/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/i-m-the-best-person-ever-to-have-a-column-in-this-business-there-s/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

> [When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/when-you-leave-new-york-you-ain-t-going-anywhere/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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