--- title: "18 Bart simpson Quotes by 15 authors" description: "Browse 18 Bart simpson quotes by 15 authors. Discover the best Bart simpson sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/sam-simon-18848_bart-simpson_thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-g_1951284.jpg" --- > [Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-simon/thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-good-life/) [Sam Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-simon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/sam-simon-18848_bart-simpson_thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-g_1951284.jpg) > [My closet is like Bart Simpson's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-weeknd/my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s/) [The Weeknd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-weeknd/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/the-weeknd-1870_bart-simpson_my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s-374708_374708.png) > [Abs are overrated anyway...What u know about this Bart Simpson body?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruno-mars/abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-about-this-bart-simpson-body/) [Bruno Mars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruno-mars/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/bruno-mars-1319_bart-simpson_abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-abo_206535.jpg) > [My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want-your-kids-to-be-like-bart/) [Matt Groening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-groening/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/matt-groening-1946_act_my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want_1748957.png) > [ \[On Sting\] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/on-sting-he-threw-a-sucker-punch-there-s-the-sucker-who-threw-the/) [Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d59/bobby-heenan-10794_bart-simpson_on-sting-he-threw-a-sucker-punch-there-s_2141159.png) > [Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ned-flanders/well-it-s-bart-simpson-come-on-in-you-re-just-in-time-for-sponge-bath/) [Ned Flanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ned-flanders/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/991/ned-flanders-20859_bart-simpson_well-it-s-bart-simpson-come-on-in-you-re_1278347.jpg) > [Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/back-in-high-school-i-wrote-a-novel-about-a-character-named-bart/) [Matt Groening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-groening/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/486/matt-groening-1946_angry_back-in-high-school-i-wrote-a-novel-abou_464241.jpg) > [I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-winehouse/i-wanted-to-be-snoopy-s-girlfriend-and-when-i-got-older-i-wanted-to/) [Amy Winehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-winehouse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/amy-winehouse-2362_bart-simpson_i-wanted-to-be-snoopy-s-girlfriend-and-w_3116553.jpg) > [Blue and green stones like the tail of a mermaid, Blue and yellow diamonds it remind of a slurpie, Bart Simpson chain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gucci-mane/blue-and-green-stones-like-the-tail-of-a-mermaid-blue-and-yellow/) [Gucci Mane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gucci-mane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/gucci-mane-3558_bart-simpson_blue-and-green-stones-like-the-tail-of-a_1783920.png) > [“Kids who get Bart Simpson dolls too easily grow up to be punks who steal from candy stores, because they're used to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etgar-keret/kids-who-get-bart-simpson-dolls-too-easily-grow-up-to-be-punks-who/) [Etgar Keret](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/etgar-keret/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/etgar-keret-2656_bart-simpson_kids-who-get-bart-simpson-dolls-too-easi_1665630.png) > [I was always causing trouble in school. Doing impressions of Bart Simpson, interrupting class - I liked the attention and entertaining people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jermaine-fowler/i-was-always-causing-trouble-in-school-doing-impressions-of-bart/) [Jermaine Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jermaine-fowler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/jermaine-fowler-9844_attention_i-was-always-causing-trouble-in-school-d_2439086.jpg) > [I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson-once-on-the-bus-i-did-like-a/) [Bill Hader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hader/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/bill-hader-2662_bart-simpson_i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson_3173719.jpg) > [The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/the-average-tax-payer-is-not-a-big-voluntary-supporter-of-the-arts/) [Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/dave-barry-222_art_the-average-tax-payer-is-not-a-big-volun_2327434.jpg) > [Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-cartwright/since-september-11-security-has-been-increased-everywhere-and-we-have/) [Nancy Cartwright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-cartwright/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bf/nancy-cartwright-32554_bart-simpson_since-september-11-security-has-been-inc_270858.jpg) > [“The Americans have always been better than the Iraqis at the leaflets. Early on in the first Gulf War, Iraqi PsyOps dropped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-ronson/the-americans-have-always-been-better-than-the-iraqis-at-the-leaflets/) [Jon Ronson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-ronson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/395/jon-ronson-1772_bart-simpson_the-americans-have-always-been-better-th_3197632.png) > [“Dad said I had no respect for money and that if I didn't learn when I was little when was I going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etgar-keret/dad-said-i-had-no-respect-for-money-and-that-if-i-didn-t-learn-when-i/) [Etgar Keret](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/etgar-keret/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f28/etgar-keret-2656_bart-simpson_dad-said-i-had-no-respect-for-money-and_966307.jpg) > [I just totally do not believe in this sort of Bart Simpson character who infects so much of our literature and film…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-small/i-just-totally-do-not-believe-in-this-sort-of-bart-simpson-character/) [David Small](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-small/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7f/david-small-15837_about_i-just-totally-do-not-believe-in-this-so_1281922.png) > [There are just certain things you can't talk about with kids. I just totally do not believe in this sort of Bart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-small/there-are-just-certain-things-you-can-t-talk-about-with-kids-i-just/) [David Small](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-small/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8a/david-small-15837_bart-simpson_there-are-just-certain-things-you-can-t_3163372.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bart-simpson/#itemlist", "name": "Bart simpson Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sam Simon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-simon/thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-good-life/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/sam-simon-18848_bart-simpson_thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-g_1951284.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/sam-simon-18848_bart-simpson_thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-g_1951284.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/sam-simon-18848_bart-simpson_thanks-to-bart-simpson-i-have-a-pretty-g_1951284.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.” — Sam Simon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My closet is like Bart Simpson's.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "The Weeknd" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-weeknd/my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/the-weeknd-1870_bart-simpson_my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s-374708_374708.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/the-weeknd-1870_bart-simpson_my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s-374708_374708.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/the-weeknd-1870_bart-simpson_my-closet-is-like-bart-simpson-s-374708_374708.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My closet is like Bart Simpson's.” — The Weeknd", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Abs are overrated anyway...What u know about this Bart Simpson body?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bruno Mars" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruno-mars/abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-about-this-bart-simpson-body/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/bruno-mars-1319_bart-simpson_abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-abo_206535.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/bruno-mars-1319_bart-simpson_abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-abo_206535.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/bruno-mars-1319_bart-simpson_abs-are-overrated-anyway-what-u-know-abo_206535.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Abs are overrated anyway...What u know about this Bart Simpson body?” — Bruno Mars", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Matt Groening" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want-your-kids-to-be-like-bart/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/matt-groening-1946_act_my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want_1748957.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/matt-groening-1946_act_my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want_1748957.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/matt-groening-1946_act_my-standard-comment-is-if-you-don-t-want_1748957.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'” — Matt Groening", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. 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And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hader" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hader/i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson-once-on-the-bus-i-did-like-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/bill-hader-2662_bart-simpson_i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson_3173719.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/bill-hader-2662_bart-simpson_i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson_3173719.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/bill-hader-2662_bart-simpson_i-remember-i-could-do-i-did-bart-simpson_3173719.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. 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