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> [You have a college degree? You can barely talk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/you-have-a-college-degree-you-can-barely-talk/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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## More by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

> [Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/okay-so-i-ll-admit-i-m-curious-big-deal-we-both-know-what-that-leads/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/i-have-to-tell-you-that-i-m-not-all-that-comfortable-with-the-idea-of/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/life-sure-is-easier-when-you-re-rich-and-a-natural-born-charmer-don-t/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/for-a-moment-he-could-have-sworn-he-smelled-violets-which-was-very/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen." "Page…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/you-re-not-my-matchmaker-any-longer-but-we-re-still-friends-and-in/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off the coast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/the-final-cover-for-heroes-are-my-weakness-feels-exactly-right-it/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents are big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/people-will-always-try-to-steal-your-power-when-you-do-well-they-ll/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/you-remind-me-of-someone-with-a-bad-toothache-who-s-hitting-herself/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about him if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/and-eth-couldn-t-help-looking-it-s-been-years-since-he-s-seen-a/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a hungry woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/as-she-gazed-into-those-cool-blue-eyes-something-strange-happened-in/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/something-brushed-his-leg-and-he-gazed-down-into-the-face-of-pippi/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?" "The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/did-you-eat-my-twinkies-she-gulped-keeping-her-eyes-glued-to-the-whip/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/chip-i-know-you-don-t-understand-this-but-i-d-take-it-as-a-personal/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/everybody-won-t-like-everything-you-write-some-people-won-t-like/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

> [“If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I’d find a more appetizing buyer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/if-i-were-going-to-put-a-price-tag-on-my-lady-parts-i-d-find-a-more/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

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