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title: "25 Barack Quotes By Jay Leno"
description: "25 Barack quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Barack sayings from other authors."
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> [I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama's new slogan is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-tell-you-the-economy-is-in-bad-shape-in-fact-the-economy-is-so-bad/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/of-course-republicans-still-can-t-believe-that-barack-obama-won-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/really-anyone-intimidated-by-barack-obama-he-can-t-even-keep-joe/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-s-mother-in-law-might-be-moving-into-the-white-house/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-said-today-that-politics-has-become-too-gummed-up-by/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-now-says-he-is-open-to-offshore-oil-drilling-so/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [John McCain said that Barack Obama is already measuring the drapes in the White House. That's what he said. I understand Sarah…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-mccain-said-that-barack-obama-is-already-measuring-the-drapes-in/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/as-you-all-know-by-now-barack-obama-sent-out-a-cell-phone-text/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Speaker John Boehner complained that Barack Obama ordered the U.S. military into combat in Libya without clearly defining the mission to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/speaker-john-boehner-complained-that-barack-obama-ordered-the-u-s/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/as-you-know-john-mccain-is-an-older-white-haired-man-who-has-been-in/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-s-daughters-are-very-smart-they-told-him-they-will-take/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [President-elect Barack Obama is starting to get an idea of just how hard his new job is going to be. Today, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-elect-barack-obama-is-starting-to-get-an-idea-of-just-how/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jesse-jackson-also-said-he-thought-barack-obama-was-talking-down-to/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/yesterday-president-elect-barack-obama-announced-his-new-economic/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/well-president-elect-barack-obama-and-his-family-are-gonna-spend-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-m-sure-you-know-by-now-jesse-jackson-was-overheard-saying-and-i-ll/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-said-yesterday-that-the-economy-was-going-to-get-worse/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Today, President Barack Obama promised to 'detect and pursue' American tax evaders, as opposed to his first 100 days, in which he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/today-president-barack-obama-promised-to-detect-and-pursue-american/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president. ... He might have to give his Blackberry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/hey-barack-obama-had-to-give-up-his-blackberry-he-s-the-first-wired/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-other-day-the-plane-that-barack-obama-was-on-had-some-mechanical/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/anyway-a-spokesman-for-barack-obama-says-the-prisoners-that-are/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Barack Obama spent his first day as president-elect putting together his transition team. And if you believe MSNBC, by tomorrow he will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/barack-obama-spent-his-first-day-as-president-elect-putting-together/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/sen-joe-biden-on-the-day-of-announcing-his-candidacy-for-president-of/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/everyone-is-so-concerned-now-where-all-of-the-candidates-are-born/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-greece-the-unemployment-rate-has-risen-to-22-the-solution-to-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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## Other authors on Barack

## More by Jay Leno

> [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

> [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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