--- title: "20 Barack Quotes By Conan O'Brien" description: "20 Barack quotes by Conan O'Brien. Plus more from Conan O'Brien and more Barack sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/conan-o-brien-540_accepted_hillary-clinton-has-reportedly-accepted_3117248.jpg" --- > [Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/hillary-clinton-has-reportedly-accepted-barack-obama-s-offer-to/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/conan-o-brien-540_accepted_hillary-clinton-has-reportedly-accepted_3117248.jpg) > [Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/big-night-of-television-tonight-for-barack-obama-earlier-tonight/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aab/conan-o-brien-540_barack_big-night-of-television-tonight-for-bara_1073386.png) > [Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/oprah-winfrey-just-announced-that-she-s-planning-to-attend-barack/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad0/conan-o-brien-540_barack_oprah-winfrey-just-announced-that-she-s_2187929.png) > [Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/barack-obama-was-speaking-to-a-jewish-group-and-he-told-them-that-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfb/conan-o-brien-540_barack_barack-obama-was-speaking-to-a-jewish-gr_267720.png) > [Time magazine has selected their person of the year. Guess what, it's President-elect Barack Obama. Yeah, ironically, Ebony magazine announced their person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/time-magazine-has-selected-their-person-of-the-year-guess-what-it-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/conan-o-brien-540_barack_time-magazine-has-selected-their-person_753533.png) > [People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-looking-into-barack-obama-s-campaign-contributions-say-that/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/753/conan-o-brien-540_barack_people-looking-into-barack-obama-s-campa_2838157.png) > [All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11 last night, except for MSNBC, which declared Obama the winner six…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/all-the-major-networks-declared-barack-obama-the-winner-at-11-last/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/165/conan-o-brien-540_barack_all-the-major-networks-declared-barack-o_1715103.png) > [A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-comic-book-publisher-says-he-s-trying-to-increase-voter-turnout-in/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f4/conan-o-brien-540_barack_a-comic-book-publisher-says-he-s-trying_1756497.png) > [People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-all-over-the-world-now-are-following-our-election-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d81/conan-o-brien-540_anti-war_people-all-over-the-world-now-are-follow_3063668.png) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afa/conan-o-brien-540_accused_the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-acc_15949.png) > [There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/there-is-some-good-news-for-john-mccain-according-to-the-latest-polls/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c70/conan-o-brien-540_barack_there-is-some-good-news-for-john-mccain_2089064.png) > [Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/barack-obama-you-know-has-a-lot-of-supporters-here-in-america-but-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67e/conan-o-brien-540_america_barack-obama-you-know-has-a-lot-of-suppo_857062.jpg) > [In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-the-news-chinese-president-hu-jintao-says-that-now-that-barack/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/730/conan-o-brien-540_barack_in-the-news-chinese-president-hu-jintao_1764162.png) > [President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-i-guess-is-starting-to-confess-to-some-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/conan-o-brien-540_anxiety_president-obama-i-guess-is-starting-to-c_234650.png) > [Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama's campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/possible-controversy-for-the-obama-campaign-republicans-are-now/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c7/conan-o-brien-540_accusing_possible-controversy-for-the-obama-campa_1811695.png) > [It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yes. This is expected…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-today-that-michelle-obama-wants-her-mother-to-move/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b6/conan-o-brien-540_barack_it-was-reported-today-that-michelle-obam_1391026.png) > [Kim Kardashian tweeted that she is supporting President Obama in the midterm elections. I think it worked because all of the polls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/kim-kardashian-tweeted-that-she-is-supporting-president-obama-in-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e4/conan-o-brien-540_barack_kim-kardashian-tweeted-that-she-is-suppo_580335.png) > [A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased 'cause they sent out absentee ballots that say 'Barack Osama.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-town-in-upstate-new-york-is-being-accused-of-being-biased-cause/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/080/conan-o-brien-540_accused_a-town-in-upstate-new-york-is-being-accu_2242024.png) > [Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/fidel-castro-declared-that-a-robot-would-do-a-better-job-as-president/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bba/conan-o-brien-540_barack_fidel-castro-declared-that-a-robot-would_2628911.png) > [This Thursday, Barack Obama is gonna give his acceptance speech, and reportedly it's going to include performances by Bon Jovi and Bruce…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/this-thursday-barack-obama-is-gonna-give-his-acceptance-speech-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/conan-o-brien-540_acceptance_this-thursday-barack-obama-is-gonna-give_1062177.png) ## Other authors on Barack ## More by Conan O'Brien > [A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-federal-court-has-ruled-that-the-u-s-postal-service-must-reduce-its/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/nbc-is-making-a-movie-about-martha-stewart-that-will-cover-the-recent/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-should-say-no-comment-more-often-no-comment-i-love-no-comment/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-study-reveals-that-one-third-of-babies-in-the-u-s-have-used-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/martha-stewart-showed-up-at-manhattan-fbi-headquarters-to-have-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lego-has-announced-that-they-are-shutting-down-their-u-s-factory-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-survey-reveals-that-women-would-rather-give-up-sex-than-give-up/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-the-dea-raided-several-nfl-teams-suspected-of-giving/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-gave-a-speech-about-healthcare-tonight-and-yesterday/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-first-thing-men-notice-about-a-woman-is-her-eyes-then-when-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/disappointment-leads-to-clarity-which-leads-to-conviction-and-true/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/john-travolta-said-he-sometimes-lets-his-friends-take-control-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-filled-in-as-the-coach-of-his-daughter-sasha-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-and-vladimir-putin-are-both-in-china-attending-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/barack/conan-o-brien/#itemlist", "name": "20 Barack Quotes By Conan O'Brien", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times. 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