--- title: "2 Banter Quotes By FayJay" description: "2 Banter quotes by FayJay. Plus more from FayJay and more Banter sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg" --- > [ “\[Arthur to Merlin\] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales-and-you-re-welsh-i-can-do/) FayJay [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg) > [“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly. "It's plastic." "So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-going-to-take-gwen-s-sword-and/) FayJay [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/fayjay-24044_banter_merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-goi_1637687.jpg) ## Other authors on Banter - [Katherine McIntyre 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banter/katherine-mcintyre/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-suzanne-brockmann-88233.jpg) Suzanne Brockmann 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banter/suzanne-brockmann/) ## More by FayJay > [“Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know," he said, handing her the bottle. "God help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appalling-mother-morgana-you-re-a/) FayJay > [“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a bloody great dress that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-have-to-walk-along-pulling-the/) FayJay > [“Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy Stardust.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/good-grief-said-merlin-you-look-like-the-bastard-child-of-dumbledore/) FayJay > [“It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna." "No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin. "Oh my God, stop flaunting your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/it-s-a-stage-name-said-arthur-impatiently-like-madonna-no-madonna-s/) FayJay > [“Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut."You've been co-opted.She's got you spying on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-with-his-hands-for-a-moment-and/) FayJay > [“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-stay-cross-with-a-man-when-you/) FayJay > [“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-re-lovely-and-i-do-hope-we-can/) FayJay > [“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-don-t-think-you-re-going-to-pull-the-wool-over-anyone-s-eyes-with/) FayJay > [“Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/second-star-to-the-right-and-straight-on-till-morning-another-stupid/) FayJay > [“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!" "Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who the blazes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again-or-that-bloody-simpson-woman/) FayJay > [“Merlin smiled. "Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory." "It was just – is this a Maths thing?" "Well, Maths and Philosophy, and..."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just-game-theory-it-was-just-is/) FayJay > [“The who with the what now?"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful consideration. "I'm afraid that I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-cocked-its-head-to-one-side-and/) FayJay > [“You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-know-you-re-having-a-crappy-morning-when-the-best-that-can-be/) FayJay > [ “\[Arthur to Merlin\] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales-and-you-re-welsh-i-can-do/) FayJay > [ “\[Arthur\] "Er... Just how much did you have to drink?" Merlin frowned at Arthur... 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