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> [“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I was tempted to ask him if he had heard the one about the two condoms walking down Soi…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/olsons-p-i-kenny-jones-as-he-approaches-a-barman-in-a-notorious/)

Warren Olson

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## Other authors on Bangkok

- [Lawrence Osborne 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bangkok/lawrence-osborne/)

## More by Warren Olson

> [“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I was tempted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/olsons-p-i-kenny-jones-as-he-approaches-a-barman-in-a-notorious/)

Warren Olson

> [“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/when-you-have-a-thai-girlfriend-you-never-lose-her-you-just-sometimes/)

Warren Olson

> [“The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/the-heights-to-which-we-aspire-often-prove-not-as-lofty-as-those-that/)

Warren Olson

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