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Plus more from Victor Gold and more Bald sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png" --- > [Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/given-a-choice-between-two-bald-political-candidates-the-american/) Victor Gold [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png) > [All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man-cannot-be-elected-president/) Victor Gold [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/victor-gold-87366_bald_all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man_2509257.png) ## More by Victor Gold > [Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/given-a-choice-between-two-bald-political-candidates-the-american/) Victor Gold > [The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/the-squeaking-wheel-doesn-t-always-get-the-grease-sometimes-it-gets/) Victor Gold > [All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man-cannot-be-elected-president/) Victor Gold ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bald/victor-gold/#itemlist", "name": "2 Bald Quotes By Victor Gold", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Victor Gold" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/given-a-choice-between-two-bald-political-candidates-the-american/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the…” — Victor Gold", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Victor Gold" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-gold/all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man-cannot-be-elected-president/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/victor-gold-87366_bald_all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man_2509257.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/victor-gold-87366_bald_all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man_2509257.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/victor-gold-87366_bald_all-other-things-being-equal-a-bald-man_2509257.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.” — Victor Gold", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bald/victor-gold/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bald/victor-gold/", "name": "Bald Quotes by Victor Gold", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bald/victor-gold/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/581/victor-gold-87366_american-people_given-a-choice-between-two-bald-politica_5142.png" }, "description": "2 Bald quotes by Victor Gold. 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