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> [We're all born bald, baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/we-re-all-born-bald-baby/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/867/telly-savalas-51776_baby_we-re-all-born-bald-baby-1947492_1947492.jpg)

> [I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-am-not-bald-my-head-is-just-a-solar-panel-for-a-sex-machine/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cda/telly-savalas-51776_bald_i-am-not-bald-my-head-is-just-a-solar-pa_2342228.jpg)

## More by Telly Savalas

> [I was born with a romantic nature, and I'll carry it to my grave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-was-born-with-a-romantic-nature-and-i-ll-carry-it-to-my-grave/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [I'm a romantic realist. I knew I would become a star, just as I know some day the bubble will burst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-m-a-romantic-realist-i-knew-i-would-become-a-star-just-as-i-know/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [I came from a tough neighborhood. I used to be a 'dirty Greek.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-came-from-a-tough-neighborhood-i-used-to-be-a-dirty-greek/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [We're all born bald, baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/we-re-all-born-bald-baby/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-am-not-bald-my-head-is-just-a-solar-panel-for-a-sex-machine/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [Being baldplate is an unfailing sex magnet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/being-baldplate-is-an-unfailing-sex-magnet/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

> [I'm a proud Greek. I carry my Hellenism like a badge of merit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/i-m-a-proud-greek-i-carry-my-hellenism-like-a-badge-of-merit/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

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