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title: "227 Bald Quotes by 191 authors"
description: "Browse 227 Bald quotes by 191 authors. Discover the best Bald sayings and thoughts."
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> [We're all born bald, baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/telly-savalas/we-re-all-born-bald-baby/)

[Telly Savalas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/telly-savalas/)

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> [“I’m going bald!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/i-m-going-bald/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

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> [Do you have any bald ice cream?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-h-barbee-sr/do-you-have-any-bald-ice-cream/)

[Bobby H. Barbee, Sr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-h-barbee-sr/)

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> [Being bald is no fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maura-tierney/being-bald-is-no-fun/)

[Maura Tierney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maura-tierney/)

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> [That old bald cheater, Time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-jonson/that-old-bald-cheater-time/)

[Ben Jonson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-jonson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24a/ben-jonson-1371_bald_that-old-bald-cheater-time-114209_114209.png)

> [All beliefs are bald ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-picabia/all-beliefs-are-bald-ideas/)

[Francis Picabia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-picabia/)

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> [Bald is the new black!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/bald-is-the-new-black/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

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> [I'm the bald fat bloke off 'MasterChef.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregg-wallace/i-m-the-bald-fat-bloke-off-masterchef/)

[Gregg Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregg-wallace/)

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> [I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/i-m-bald-blind-and-pale-i-m-like-a-gigantic-recessive-gene/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schnitzius/if-atheism-is-a-religion-then-bald-is-a-hair-color/)

Mark Schnitzius

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5de/mark-schnitzius-260347_atheism_if-atheism-is-a-religion-then-bald-is-a_1265335.jpg)

> [When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-ineson/when-i-am-stressed-i-pluck-my-beard-leaving-bald-patches/)

[Ralph Ineson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-ineson/)

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> [If I had it my way, I'd go bald and shave off my stubble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kunal-kapoor/if-i-had-it-my-way-i-d-go-bald-and-shave-off-my-stubble/)

[Kunal Kapoor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kunal-kapoor/)

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> [I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-mcafee/i-m-not-built-to-have-a-bald-head-i-ve-got-a-huge-sniffer/)

[Pat McAfee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-mcafee/)

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> [Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/persis-khambatta/besides-a-bald-cap-would-have-never-looked-real/)

[Persis Khambatta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/persis-khambatta/)

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> [Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/small-bald-white-guys-like-myself-we-all-kind-of-look-the-same/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-rowland/the-tenderest-spot-in-a-man-s-make-up-is-sometimes-the-bald-spot-on/)

[Helen Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-rowland/)

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> [I'm a bit biased with my love for Kyle Long. I would say he's the best bald guard in football.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-long/i-m-a-bit-biased-with-my-love-for-kyle-long-i-would-say-he-s-the-best/)

[Chris Long](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-long/)

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> [Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/anyone-can-be-confident-with-a-full-head-of-hair-but-a-confident-bald/)

[Larry David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-david/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/larry-david-2520_bald_anyone-can-be-confident-with-a-full-head_727188.png)

> [“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lynn-asprin/i-should-of-known-he-was-married-i-mean-nobody-that-young-is-that/)

[Robert Lynn Asprin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lynn-asprin/)

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> [Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-arnold/bald-as-the-bare-mountain-tops-are-bald-with-a-baldness-full-of/)

[Matthew Arnold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-arnold/)

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> [Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-paul-evans/mr-dallstrom-is-a-bald-scarecrow-of-a-man-with-a-poochy-stomache/)

[Richard Paul Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-paul-evans/)

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> [Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/women-will-never-be-equal-to-men-until-they-can-walk-down-the-street/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Merely corroborative detail intended to give artistic verisimilitude to a bald and——”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-s-gilbert-2/merely-corroborative-detail-intended-to-give-artistic-verisimilitude-2/)

[W.S. Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-s-gilbert-2/)

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> [I'm looking forward to go bald for a film but nothing has been offered to me yet. Given a chance I'd take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/akshara-haasan/i-m-looking-forward-to-go-bald-for-a-film-but-nothing-has-been/)

[Akshara Haasan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/akshara-haasan/)

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> [“and gone - everything - blank is the head as if: bald on the inside there's: no one no one just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anja-utler/and-gone-everything-blank-is-the-head-as-if-bald-on-the-inside-there/)

Anja Utler

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5f/anja-utler-96099_quote_and-gone-everything-blank-is-the-head-as_863680.jpg)

> [What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-cranston/what-s-interesting-is-a-man-with-no-facial-hair-is-less-intimidating/)

[Bryan Cranston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-cranston/)

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> [Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-a-gill/bald-isn-t-like-being-ethnic-or-disabled-everyone-can-and-will-make/)

[A. A. Gill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-a-gill/)

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> [Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-ledoux/tires-were-so-bald-on-the-truck-that-the-air-was-showin-through-and-i/)

[Chris LeDoux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-ledoux/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f69/chris-ledoux-18230_air_tires-were-so-bald-on-the-truck-that-the_2712314.jpg)

> [“Bald is sexy, right?” he said. I laughed to myself quietly as I waited for the nurse to open the curtain. “Yes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/bald-is-sexy-right-he-said-i-laughed-to-myself-quietly-as-i-waited/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

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> [Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/oh-i-remember-how-beautiful-you-were-you-didn-t-have-any-hair-you/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-o-neill/i-remembered-something-there-s-a-man-he-is-bald-and-wears-a-short/)

[Jack O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-o-neill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/342/jack-o-neill-34354_bald_i-remembered-something-there-s-a-man-he_687032.jpg)

> [I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/i-bet-the-reason-people-are-afraid-of-going-bald-is-because-it-makes/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc0/haruki-murakami-21_baldness_i-bet-the-reason-people-are-afraid-of-go_1228109.jpg)

> [“She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love the hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaymin-eve/she-was-smart-like-that-and-lucky-like-that-and-people-loved-the-hell/)

[Jaymin Eve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaymin-eve/)

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> [People ordinarily don't think of their orchestras as important as we'd like them to be. People don't care about their friends and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-ogden-stiers/people-ordinarily-don-t-think-of-their-orchestras-as-important-as-we/)

[David Ogden Stiers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-ogden-stiers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f0/david-ogden-stiers-17741_bald_people-ordinarily-don-t-think-of-their-o_2184658.jpg)

> [I was excited to play a bald guy in 'Ujda Chaman' because I had seen the Kannada film 'Ondu Motteya Kathe.' I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sunny-singh/i-was-excited-to-play-a-bald-guy-in-ujda-chaman-because-i-had-seen/)

[Sunny Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sunny-singh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/sunny-singh-8600_bald_i-was-excited-to-play-a-bald-guy-in-ujda_2727273.jpg)

> [“I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crystal-hudson/i-had-this-dream-about-you-last-night-we-were-still-married-i-was/)

[Crystal Hudson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/crystal-hudson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c1/crystal-hudson-41672_bald_i-had-this-dream-about-you-last-night-we_2412548.jpg)

> [I can hardly tell you how boring it is to interview almost every politician among the multitudes I have ever interviewed (journalists…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-wolff/i-can-hardly-tell-you-how-boring-it-is-to-interview-almost-every/)

[Michael Wolff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-wolff/)

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> [“I will be­lieve that the bat­tle of fem­i­nism is over, and that the fe­male has reached a po­si­tion of equal­ity with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/i-will-be-lieve-that-the-bat-tle-of-fem-i-nism-is-over-and-that-the/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [I don't really talk about this because it seems indulgent, but I lost my hair, I'm bald, I had alopecia in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-mottola/i-don-t-really-talk-about-this-because-it-seems-indulgent-but-i-lost/)

[Greg Mottola](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-mottola/)

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> [Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-astaire/can-t-act-can-t-sing-slightly-bald-can-dance-a-little/)

[Fred Astaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-astaire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/884/fred-astaire-13151_bald_can-t-act-can-t-sing-slightly-bald-can-d_2556835.png)

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