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> [When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/when-i-was-bald-i-went-through-a-period-where-i-seemed-to-do-nothing/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

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> [Bald is the new black!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/bald-is-the-new-black/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a9/gail-porter-15448_black_bald-is-the-new-black-1857710_1857710.jpg)

> [What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/what-s-so-brave-about-being-bald-i-ve-not-fought-for-my-country-or/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

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## More by Gail Porter

> [The more I read about feeding times, sleep times and waking-up times, the more inadequate and miserable I felt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/the-more-i-read-about-feeding-times-sleep-times-and-waking-up-times/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [You can go to the doctor a million times if you're feeling down, and get nowhere, but if you go for a run it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/you-can-go-to-the-doctor-a-million-times-if-you-re-feeling-down-and/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I just don't think men fancy me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-just-don-t-think-men-fancy-me/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [My mum brought me up to think that personal happiness is more important than your family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/my-mum-brought-me-up-to-think-that-personal-happiness-is-more/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I do tend to overdo everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-do-tend-to-overdo-everything/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I know a lot of celebrity types go for Kabbalah and Scientology. But why pay 10 per cent of your earnings to someone when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-know-a-lot-of-celebrity-types-go-for-kabbalah-and-scientology-but/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I have a problem with cleaning. It's my release. I get up at 6 A.M. and clean and hoover and mop everything. Then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-have-a-problem-with-cleaning-it-s-my-release-i-get-up-at-6-a-m-and/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [It's horrible, horrible, horrible. It took a year and a half until I found out that I had post-natal depression.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/it-s-horrible-horrible-horrible-it-took-a-year-and-a-half-until-i/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [The greatest thing you can give a child is confidence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/the-greatest-thing-you-can-give-a-child-is-confidence/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/usually-i-trundle-about-in-trainers-and-baggy-jeans-looking-about-as/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [When you have children, that's your main focus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/when-you-have-children-that-s-your-main-focus/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [Every day I do something that freaks me out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/every-day-i-do-something-that-freaks-me-out/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I'm always weeping at something or other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-m-always-weeping-at-something-or-other/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/i-didn-t-have-any-problem-bonding-with-honey-but-i-was-plagued-with/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

> [Scotland is the best place in the whole world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-porter/scotland-is-the-best-place-in-the-whole-world/)

[Gail Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-porter/)

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