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title: "9 Bald Spot Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [“You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-can-resent-your-bald-spot-or-be-glad-you-have-a-head/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f79/anonymous-1_glad_you-can-resent-your-bald-spot-or-be-glad_1034826.jpg)

> [You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/you-never-see-a-man-walking-down-the-street-with-a-woman-who-has-a/)

[Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c2/elayne-boosler-6166_walking_you-never-see-a-man-walking-down-the-str_919162.jpg)

> [A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/a-person-who-combs-his-hair-over-his-bald-spot-hoping-no-one-will/)

[Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/338/rich-hall-25075_bald_a-person-who-combs-his-hair-over-his-bal_467426.jpg)

> [The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-rowland/the-tenderest-spot-in-a-man-s-make-up-is-sometimes-the-bald-spot-on/)

[Helen Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-rowland/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b43/helen-rowland-3053_bald_the-tenderest-spot-in-a-man-s-make-up-is_1034628.png)

> [“There was something almost unbearably touching about a bald spot on a handicapped man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/there-was-something-almost-unbearably-touching-about-a-bald-spot-on-a/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/673/david-foster-wallace-161_bald_there-was-something-almost-unbearably-to_387327.jpg)

> [“side of his head, over the bald spot, to the other.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ward-larsen/side-of-his-head-over-the-bald-spot-to-the-other/)

[Ward Larsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ward-larsen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a1/ward-larsen-39333_quote_side-of-his-head-over-the-bald-spot-to-t_1021683.jpg)

> [A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/a-bald-spot-is-like-a-lie-the-bigger-it-gets-the-harder-it-is-to/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/847/hussein-nishah-292_bald_a-bald-spot-is-like-a-lie-the-bigger-it_554169.jpg)

> [And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-eliot/and-indeed-there-will-be-time-to-wonder-do-i-dare-and-do-i-dare-time/)

[T. S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-eliot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d1/t-s-eliot-633_bald_and-indeed-there-will-be-time-to-wonder_192942.png)

> [“His weekly golf game no longer keeps his love handles in check, he's recently resorted to a slight comb-over to cover that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/his-weekly-golf-game-no-longer-keeps-his-love-handles-in-check-he-s/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e0/kelley-armstrong-581_bald_his-weekly-golf-game-no-longer-keeps-his_2403716.jpg)

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