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> [Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/picture-your-grandmother-in-hell-baking-pies-without-an-oven/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/389/george-carlin-155_baking_picture-your-grandmother-in-hell-baking_123513.jpg)

> [Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-swank/few-people-know-this-about-me-but-i-love-baking-pies/)

[Hilary Swank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-swank/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/hilary-swank-7215_baking_few-people-know-this-about-me-but-i-love_2040510.jpg)

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