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> [“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/frankly-though-bud-your-criteria-for-what-constitutes-a-good-date-is/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

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## More by Susan Andersen

> [Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/shalvis-makes-me-laugh-makes-me-cry-makes-me-sigh-with-pure-pleasure/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“that secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/that-secret-entrance-deep-between-her-thighs-clenched-like-the-mouth/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/only-you-could-take-one-of-my-worst-character-faults-and-turn-it-into/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/he-stared-at-her-how-do-chicks-do-that-we-have-uteruses-they-give-us/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/ah-macy-joleen-o-james-i-love-you-more-than-i-ever-knew-it-was/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Interesting outfit.” Clearly unabashed, she merely glanced down at herself, slicked long-fingered, bloodred-tipped hands over her hips and thighs. Then laughed low in her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/interesting-outfit-clearly-unabashed-she-merely-glanced-down-at/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man --…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/frankly-though-bud-your-criteria-for-what-constitutes-a-good-date-is/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/oh-god-oh-god-a-sense-of-humor-she-d-thought-the-hardly-even-a-hint/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/what-is-it-about-men-anyway-you-can-t-live-with-em-and-the-law-frowns/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/i-ve-been-a-perfect-lady-my-entire-life-and-somebody-just-tried-to/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/if-you-can-t-say-anything-nice-at-least-have-the-decency-to-be-vague/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/you-really-are-young-aren-t-you-blondie-you-know-how-the-game-is/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/guys-are-a-lot-like-kitchen-floors-lay-em-right-the-first-time-and/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know—to infinity and beyond?” “Yeah?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/i-buzz-lightyear-love-you-you-know-to-infinity-and-beyond-yeah/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

> [“Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-andersen/why-didn-t-anyone-ever-drop-by-unexpectedly-when-she-was-dressed-to/)

[Susan Andersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-andersen/)

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