--- title: "1 Baked Quotes By R.L. Mathewson" description: "1 Baked quotes by R.L. Mathewson. Plus more from R.L. Mathewson and more Baked sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/r-l-mathewson-3630_baked-goods_what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of_1015826.jpg" --- > [“What if I promise to make you a batch of brownies tomorrow?" she asked, deciding to use his love of baked goods against him. He snorted in disbelief as he got to his feet. "I'm not some whore you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of-brownies-tomorrow-she-asked/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/r-l-mathewson-3630_baked-goods_what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of_1015826.jpg) ## More by R.L. Mathewson > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love you, Derek!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Will you be able to keep your hands off me?" "I'm pretty sure I can manage that," she said, wondering if the man truly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/will-you-be-able-to-keep-your-hands-off-me-i-m-pretty-sure-i-can/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a large brown…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/zoe-i-oh-god-he-shouted-clutching-his-chest-and-stumbling-back-what/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/how-dare-you-question-my-taste-woman-he-demanded-if-i-say-you-re/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-s-cutting-off-circulation-to-my-balls-if-you-want-great/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“I think,” she said, glaring at him with murderous intent, “that if you or that damn battering ram you have the nerve to call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-think-she-said-glaring-at-him-with-murderous-intent-that-if-you-or/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Wait, you don’t have a license. You can’t drive.” He turned the car on and threw it into drive. “Hmmm, look at that, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/wait-you-don-t-have-a-license-you-can-t-drive-he-turned-the-car-on/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-something-he-was-in-deep-shit/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Your boobs or your ass, Kasey. Make a choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/your-boobs-or-your-ass-kasey-make-a-choice/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“If she wasn’t his best friend… There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/if-she-wasn-t-his-best-friend-there-really-was-no-point-in-finishing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“...she was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-probably-having-a-few-murderous-thoughts-of-her-own-about-any/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“She was also sure that having experienced the act first hand would probably benefit her writing. If anything she should have sex for her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-also-sure-that-having-experienced-the-act-first-hand-would/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Apparently she was beyond words so she pushed the card into his hands. He looked down. Blinked. Blinked again before stumbling back into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/apparently-she-was-beyond-words-so-she-pushed-the-card-into-his-hands/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-yourself-locked-in-the-trunk/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real food to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baked/r-l-mathewson/#itemlist", "name": "1 Baked Quotes By R.L. Mathewson", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What if I promise to make you a batch of brownies tomorrow?\" she asked, deciding to use his love of baked goods against him. He snorted in disbelief as he got to his feet. \"I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me?\" he said on a sniff as he folded his arms over his chest and did his best to look put out. \"Fine,\" Haley said with a sigh. \"What if I promise to make a big bowl of frosting tomorrow and let you lick it off me?\" She had to bite back a smile as Jason shifted anxiously while he licked his lips and ran his eyes hungrily down her body. \"Buttercream?\" he croaked out. \"Mmmmhmm,\" she said, walking over to him. She cupped the back of his head and gently tugged him down for a quick kiss. \"And if you're good I might lick some off you,\" she said, loving the idea. \"Get your own bowl of frosting. I don't share,\" he simply said, giving her one last kiss before walking out the door, whistling happily, no doubt thinking about the large bowl of frosting he was going to devour tomorrow.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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