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> [I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-don-t-want-to-look-at-myself-ever-all-i-see-is-that-my-face-is-a/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

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## More by Whitney Cummings

> [Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/saying-women-aren-t-funny-is-now-like-saying-asians-can-t-drive-or/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/when-a-guy-writes-a-scene-where-a-woman-does-a-deviant-sex-act-on/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-think-that-we-re-in-a-really-amazing-time-where-there-are-really-a/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [The indie movie world is like a bad Tinder date, and there are always strings attached.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/the-indie-movie-world-is-like-a-bad-tinder-date-and-there-are-always/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up. Actually, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-wasn-t-one-of-those-kids-who-stole-richard-pryor-records-i-wasn-t-a/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/good-evening-america-i-m-a-woman-and-welcome-to-the-late-late-show/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [The most dangerous place I've ever performed standup is in my home state of California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/the-most-dangerous-place-i-ve-ever-performed-standup-is-in-my-home/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-don-t-want-to-look-at-myself-ever-all-i-see-is-that-my-face-is-a/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-had-a-moment-where-i-was-onstage-once-as-a-comedian-you-just-think/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [Comedians are obsessed with justice and the truth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/comedians-are-obsessed-with-justice-and-the-truth/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-m-the-one-who-s-dating-the-craft-service-guy-instead-of-the/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-have-so-much-to-be-thankful-for-i-work-with-the-most-amazing-people/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I am excited to show people how, when you get older, you get deeper, you get more raw, you get more honest, and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-am-excited-to-show-people-how-when-you-get-older-you-get-deeper-you/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I feel really trapped as a comedian - someone who is supposed to be funny and light, making jokes all the time. But I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-feel-really-trapped-as-a-comedian-someone-who-is-supposed-to-be/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

> [I have a theory, which is that the idea of a roast is to go to this forbidden, uncomfortable, almost performance-art-level shock place, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-cummings/i-have-a-theory-which-is-that-the-idea-of-a-roast-is-to-go-to-this/)

[Whitney Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-cummings/)

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