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> [“Sounding throaty like a dog before it barfed, he said, “Put her in the chair.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/sounding-throaty-like-a-dog-before-it-barfed-he-said-put-her-in-the/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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> [“(Slap) “Owhhh … ” Raymond yelled as the Old Man’s cane hit his face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/slap-owhhh-raymond-yelled-as-the-old-man-s-cane-hit-his-face/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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> [“Kiss my lickity-split," the doper shouted.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/kiss-my-lickity-split-the-doper-shouted/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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> [“When explicit thinking patterns were in charge, light waves of particular lengths were thought to stimulate Jenny’s optical nerve, changing hue of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/when-explicit-thinking-patterns-were-in-charge-light-waves-of/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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## Other authors on Bad writing

## More by Judy Byington

> [“In the far reaches of her brain a storehouse of demeaning events evidently opened a door for Extra Sensory Perception experiences to enter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/in-the-far-reaches-of-her-brain-a-storehouse-of-demeaning-events/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“The Old Man’s "job" was to ensure success of a certain Pagan holiday celebration–an exact opposite of LDS temple instruction that signified fellow sister-brother’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/the-old-man-s-job-was-to-ensure-success-of-a-certain-pagan-holiday/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Sounding throaty like a dog before it barfed, he said, “Put her in the chair.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/sounding-throaty-like-a-dog-before-it-barfed-he-said-put-her-in-the/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Jenny couldn't believe herself a multiple. She was a mother, a nurse, not that screwball who appeared on the screen like some dysfunctional figment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/jenny-couldn-t-believe-herself-a-multiple-she-was-a-mother-a-nurse/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“(Slap) “Owhhh … ” Raymond yelled as the Old Man’s cane hit his face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/slap-owhhh-raymond-yelled-as-the-old-man-s-cane-hit-his-face/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Secret ceremonies in which malevolent men and women cloaked in hooded robes, hiding behind painted faces and chanting demonic incantations while inflicting sadistic wounds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/secret-ceremonies-in-which-malevolent-men-and-women-cloaked-in-hooded/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Listen you little turd, don’t tell me my business. It’s not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green … Yikes, that stings!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/listen-you-little-turd-don-t-tell-me-my-business-it-s-not-worth-the/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Kiss my lickity-split," the doper shouted.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/kiss-my-lickity-split-the-doper-shouted/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“When explicit thinking patterns were in charge, light waves of particular lengths were thought to stimulate Jenny’s optical nerve, changing hue of her eye…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/when-explicit-thinking-patterns-were-in-charge-light-waves-of/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

> [“Jenny slowly awoke on the sacrificial altar to an Ethereal Light that flamed through the east wall, a radiant aura of love dispersing the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-byington/jenny-slowly-awoke-on-the-sacrificial-altar-to-an-ethereal-light-that/)

[Judy Byington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-byington/)

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