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title: "2 Bad breath Quotes By Jessica Verday"
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> [“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I explode in laughter. "Funyuns give you bad breath too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "On second thought, enjoy your Funyuns, Ben!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/funyuns-make-you-fart-caspian-said-and-i-explode-in-laughter-funyuns/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

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> [“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter. "What's so funny?" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but Caspian was leaning forward now, his face stck right in between us. "Funyuns give you bad breath, too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/funyuns-make-you-fart-caspian-said-and-i-exploded-in-laughter-what-s/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

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## More by Jessica Verday

> [“If I could touch anything in the world right now, it would be your heart. I want to take that piece of you and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/if-i-could-touch-anything-in-the-world-right-now-it-would-be-your/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“...But I didnt want to set any trends. I just wanted to have sexy hair”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/but-i-didnt-want-to-set-any-trends-i-just-wanted-to-have-sexy-hair/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“Caspian: Yes, but be quiet now, my bella. Abbey: What does that mean? Caspian: Beautiful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/caspian-yes-but-be-quiet-now-my-bella-abbey-what-does-that-mean/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“I don't say this to hurt you, love." The endearment slipped out without me even thinking about it. (...) "Say it again," he said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/i-don-t-say-this-to-hurt-you-love-the-endearment-slipped-out-without/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“Too long, much too long.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/too-long-much-too-long/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“He stopped an inch away from me. I felt like I was his prisoner. "Let's go back to the sexy and hot thing," Caspian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/he-stopped-an-inch-away-from-me-i-felt-like-i-was-his-prisoner-let-s/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“Katy shook her head at me. 'We don't pretend we're from the legend. We are the legend”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/katy-shook-her-head-at-me-we-don-t-pretend-we-re-from-the-legend-we/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“It's exhilarating, Abbey. You exhilarate me" -Caspian”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/it-s-exhilarating-abbey-you-exhilarate-me-caspian/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“My name is Abbey. And I'm in love with a ghost.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/my-name-is-abbey-and-i-m-in-love-with-a-ghost/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“Caspian looked angry. “Did you ever think that things might have changed? We don’t live and die by the sword anymore. I may not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/caspian-looked-angry-did-you-ever-think-that-things-might-have/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“I'm your other half. (...) I'll carry your heartbeat in mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/i-m-your-other-half-i-ll-carry-your-heartbeat-in-mine/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“I de­ci­ded right then and the­re to ma­ke a snic­ker­do­od­le per­fu­me to we­ar, so that one day he wo­uld sniff me li­ke that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/i-de-ci-ded-right-then-and-the-re-to-ma-ke-a-snic-ker-do-od-le-per-fu/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“I promise you forever," I vowed to him, staring into his green eyes. "Whatever that is. Whatever I can give you. You have all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/i-promise-you-forever-i-vowed-to-him-staring-into-his-green-eyes/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“I promise you forever,” he replied. “Whatever that is. Whatever I can give you. You have all of it. All of me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/i-promise-you-forever-he-replied-whatever-that-is-whatever-i-can-give/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

> [“Caspian sat there with me until my sobs died down to a slow hiccup. Then he whispered, "I'd hold your hand right now if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-verday/caspian-sat-there-with-me-until-my-sobs-died-down-to-a-slow-hiccup/)

[Jessica Verday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-verday/)

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