--- title: "10 Back hurts Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Back hurts quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Back hurts sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bae/bill-murray-1709_ache_my-back-hurts-my-legs-ache-i-m-only-four_921994.png" --- > [My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-murray/my-back-hurts-my-legs-ache-i-m-only-four/) [Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-murray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bae/bill-murray-1709_ache_my-back-hurts-my-legs-ache-i-m-only-four_921994.png) > [Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-clooney/things-hurt-me-now-my-knees-hurt-my-back-hurts-but-your-head-still/) [George Clooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-clooney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0aa/george-clooney-1132_back-hurts_things-hurt-me-now-my-knees-hurt-my-back_402287.jpg) > [I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/i-ve-never-eaten-a-hot-pocket-and-then-afterwards-been-i-m-glad-i-ate/) [Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/jim-gaffigan-580_back-hurts_i-ve-never-eaten-a-hot-pocket-and-then-a_153022.jpg) > [I'm getting old! My back hurts, I got asthma, I just been listening to Amy Winehouse, trying not to cry. Life's crazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-staples/i-m-getting-old-my-back-hurts-i-got-asthma-i-just-been-listening-to/) [Vince Staples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-staples/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32b/vince-staples-7552_amy_i-m-getting-old-my-back-hurts-i-got-asth_1017449.jpg) > [It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giorgio-armani/it-was-a-long-time-ago-we-were-in-the-office-and-we-had-finished-work/) [Giorgio Armani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giorgio-armani/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54f/giorgio-armani-2730_baby_it-was-a-long-time-ago-we-were-in-the-of_1415171.jpg) > [A question: when is a bed not a bed? When it is angled lie-flat. My back hurts, my legs ache and my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-quest/a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when-it-is-angled-lie-flat-my-back/) [Richard Quest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-quest/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/richard-quest-9170_ache_a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when_2222559.jpg) > [When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour-doing-stand-up-it-s-no-big/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42d/joe-rogan-1952_annoying_when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour_17232.jpg) > [It's not that your back hurts, .. You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. So I would go in on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-clooney/it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-these-horrible-ice-cream-brain/) [George Clooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-clooney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/george-clooney-1132_back-hurts_it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-th_3035376.jpg) > [ When you're working through the \[fight\] scenes, you're working on such adrenalin. And then, later, you're like, "Oh, god, my back hurts.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-bosworth/when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-scenes-you-re-working-on-such/) [Kate Bosworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-bosworth/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/kate-bosworth-15518_arms_when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-sc_674576.jpg) > [There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you-don-t-get-smarter-you-don-t/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/woody-allen-176_advantage_there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you_1496742.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/back-hurts/#itemlist", "name": "Back hurts Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My back hurts. My legs ache. 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My back hurts, my legs ache and my clothes are all rumpled - and all because the airline, which claimed to have a bed, actually offered up a torture machine which I prefer to call a slide.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Richard Quest" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-quest/a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when-it-is-angled-lie-flat-my-back/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/richard-quest-9170_ache_a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when_2222559.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/richard-quest-9170_ache_a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when_2222559.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/richard-quest-9170_ache_a-question-when-is-a-bed-not-a-bed-when_2222559.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A question: when is a bed not a bed? When it is angled lie-flat. 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It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Rogan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour-doing-stand-up-it-s-no-big/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42d/joe-rogan-1952_annoying_when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour_17232.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42d/joe-rogan-1952_annoying_when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour_17232.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42d/joe-rogan-1952_annoying_when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour_17232.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around…” — Joe Rogan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's not that your back hurts, .. You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. So I would go in on the weekends and get these things called blood patches, where they'd shoot blood into your spine. It was like running a marathon to get it done.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "George Clooney" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-clooney/it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-these-horrible-ice-cream-brain/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/george-clooney-1132_back-hurts_it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-th_3035376.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/george-clooney-1132_back-hurts_it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-th_3035376.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/george-clooney-1132_back-hurts_it-s-not-that-your-back-hurts-you-get-th_3035376.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's not that your back hurts, .. You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. 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Where did that come from?\" Your entire arm can be bruised up, but you don't even think about it while you're working.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kate Bosworth" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-bosworth/when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-scenes-you-re-working-on-such/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/kate-bosworth-15518_arms_when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-sc_674576.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/kate-bosworth-15518_arms_when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-sc_674576.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/kate-bosworth-15518_arms_when-you-re-working-through-the-fight-sc_674576.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you're working through the [fight] scenes, you're working on such adrenalin. And then, later, you're…” — Kate Bosworth", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly, nothing good happens. Your back hurts more, you get more indigestion, your eyesight isn't as good, you need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting old and I would advise you not to do it if you can avoid it. It doesn't have a romantic quality.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you-don-t-get-smarter-you-don-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/woody-allen-176_advantage_there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you_1496742.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/woody-allen-176_advantage_there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you_1496742.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/138/woody-allen-176_advantage_there-is-no-advantage-getting-older-you_1496742.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There is no advantage getting older. 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