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title: "11 Baby Sitter Quotes by 10 authors"
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> [TV is not a baby sitter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luis-guzman/tv-is-not-a-baby-sitter/)

[Luis Guzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luis-guzman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8a/luis-guzman-45314_baby_tv-is-not-a-baby-sitter-2469011_2469011.png)

> [My imagination works well because I didn't have a boob tube for a baby-sitter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cree-summer/my-imagination-works-well-because-i-didn-t-have-a-boob-tube-for-a/)

[Cree Summer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cree-summer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef8/cree-summer-16405_because_my-imagination-works-well-because-i-didn_2097973.jpg)

> [A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-woman-never-say-i-bet-it-would-be-kinky-to-watch-you-with-our-baby/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_a-woman-never-say-i-bet-it-would-be-kink_2203668.jpg)

> [As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eli-roth/as-a-kid-i-was-the-neighbourhood-baby-sitter-very-responsible-always/)

[Eli Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eli-roth/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/048/eli-roth-2841_baby_as-a-kid-i-was-the-neighbourhood-baby-si_2794947.jpg)

> [It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/it-d-be-stupid-for-me-to-sit-here-and-say-that-there-aren-t-kids-who-2/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a33/eminem-415_quote_it-d-be-stupid-for-me-to-sit-here-and-sa_932285.jpg)

> [A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/a-grandparent-is-the-only-baby-sitter-who-doesn-t-charge-more-after/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c54/erma-bombeck-780_baby_a-grandparent-is-the-only-baby-sitter-wh_1600136.png)

> [A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-baby-sitter-is-a-teenager-acting-like-an-adult-while-the-adults-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1f/anonymous-1_adulthood_a-baby-sitter-is-a-teenager-acting-like_811466.jpg)

> [Kayte is breast-feeding, and we do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelsey-grammer/kayte-is-breast-feeding-and-we-do-not-have-a-nanny-or-a-trusted-baby/)

[Kelsey Grammer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelsey-grammer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/kelsey-grammer-8855_everywhere_kayte-is-breast-feeding-and-we-do-not-ha_494566.jpg)

> [It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/it-d-be-stupid-for-me-to-sit-here-and-say-that-there-aren-t-kids-who/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a9/eminem-415_baby_it-d-be-stupid-for-me-to-sit-here-and-sa_685665.jpg)

> [ One \[expert\] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/one-expert-said-always-have-a-baby-sitter-who-is-acquainted-with-your/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/phyllis-diller-1622_baby_one-expert-said-always-have-a-baby-sitte_2690198.png)

> [A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-baby-sitter-is-a-teenager-who-gets-two-dollars-an-hour-to-eat-five/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/henny-youngman-1539_baby_a-baby-sitter-is-a-teenager-who-gets-two_269430.jpg)

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