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> [“Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/aaargh-that-ll-teach-me-to-eat-pig-in-the-promised-land-sorry-baby/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

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## More by Guy Delisle

> [“Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/actually-the-burmese-don-t-refer-to-her-by-name-they-just-call-her/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

> [“Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/ouch-my-butthole-hurts-but-i-really-need-to-have-a-look-at-that/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

> [Because with time blocking out the bad, memory is always bound to be a bit naive and stupidly optimistic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/because-with-time-blocking-out-the-bad-memory-is-always-bound-to-be-a/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

> [“Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/aaargh-that-ll-teach-me-to-eat-pig-in-the-promised-land-sorry-baby/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

> [It'll always be easier to fight others if you reduce them to a single word or look at them just one way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-delisle/it-ll-always-be-easier-to-fight-others-if-you-reduce-them-to-a-single/)

[Guy Delisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-delisle/)

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