--- title: "2 Awkwardness Quotes By Hank Moody" description: "2 Awkwardness quotes by Hank Moody. Plus more from Hank Moody and more Awkwardness sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg" --- > [A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-than-a-night-of-loneliness/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg) > [“A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-then-a-night-of-loneliness/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f9/hank-moody-9280_awkwardness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_2795594.jpg) ## Other authors on Awkwardness - [Henna Pryor 11 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/henna-pryor/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-jane-austen-47065.jpg) Jane Austen 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/jane-austen/) ## More by Hank Moody > [You looking for a dick punch?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/you-looking-for-a-dick-punch/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/you-can-t-snort-a-line-of-coke-off-a-womans-ass-and-not-wonder-about/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh\*\*\*y taste in movies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/so-not-only-are-you-a-cadaverous-slut-but-you-also-have-sh-y-taste-in/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Life's too short to dance with fat chicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/life-s-too-short-to-dance-with-fat-chicks/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/hey-its-you-isnt-it-i-made-a-mess-of-your-bush-this-morning/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/girls-know-at-once-whether-they-want-to-fuck-marry-or-kill-a-guy/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [“Smell you later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/smell-you-later/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Wo wo wo what the f\*\*k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/wo-wo-wo-what-the-f-k-was-that-you-just-blew-me-off-you-think-i-can-t/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [“Don’t worry, your prayers have been answered. I’m leaving.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/don-t-worry-your-prayers-have-been-answered-i-m-leaving/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/people-seem-to-be-getting-dumber-and-dumber-you-know-i-mean-we-have/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/she-takes-after-her-mother-the-make-up-and-the-slutty-clothes/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/i-can-t-teach-you-how-to-write-and-anybody-who-says-they-can-is-full/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [“Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/whatever-you-do-don-t-be-another-brick-in-the-wall/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/im-not-wearing-any-pants-but-i-would-like-to-invite-you-two-ladies-to/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) > [Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f\*\*\*\*\*g douche!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/nobody-likes-you-you-re-ugly-and-your-mother-dresses-you-funny-now/) [Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/hank-moody/#itemlist", "name": "2 Awkwardness Quotes By Hank Moody", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hank Moody" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-than-a-night-of-loneliness/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.” — Hank Moody", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hank Moody" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-then-a-night-of-loneliness/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f9/hank-moody-9280_awkwardness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_2795594.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f9/hank-moody-9280_awkwardness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_2795594.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f9/hank-moody-9280_awkwardness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_2795594.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness” — Hank Moody", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/hank-moody/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/hank-moody/", "name": "Awkwardness Quotes by Hank Moody", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkwardness/hank-moody/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/hank-moody-9280_loneliness_a-morning-of-awkwardness-is-far-better-t_1478910.jpg" }, "description": "2 Awkwardness quotes by Hank Moody. 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