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> [“I'm going through an awkward stage. You know, the one between birth and death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-m-going-through-an-awkward-stage-you-know-the-one-between-birth-and/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

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## More by Scott Roeben

> [I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-m-a-terrible-lover-i-ve-actually-given-a-woman-an-anti-climax/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-have-no-luck-with-women-i-once-went-on-a-date-and-asked-the-woman/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/they-say-god-has-existed-from-the-beginning-of-time-and-will-exist/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [“I'm going through an awkward stage. You know, the one between birth and death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-m-going-through-an-awkward-stage-you-know-the-one-between-birth-and/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-was-on-a-game-show-when-i-lost-they-gave-me-a-lovely-parting-gift/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/as-a-lover-i-m-about-as-impressive-as-a-magician-on-the-radio/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/what-s-the-most-popular-pastime-in-america-autoeroticism-hands-down/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/those-prizes-in-cracker-jacks-are-a-joke-i-once-got-a-magnifying/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/i-once-dated-a-girl-on-the-track-team-it-didn-t-work-out-she-kept/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

> [Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-roeben/sex-is-like-art-most-of-it-is-pretty-bad-and-the-good-stuff-is-out-of/)

[Scott Roeben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-roeben/)

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