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> [“My ass hurts,” I murmured. It was like this ache inside me. Awkward, not painful but definitely uncomfortable. “Bath”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-cox/my-ass-hurts-i-murmured-it-was-like-this-ache-inside-me-awkward-not/)

[James Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-cox/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c4/james-cox-1518_quote_my-ass-hurts-i-murmured-it-was-like-this_1771514.jpg)

> [It's like a bear stumbling into a beehive or a honey cache: I'm stumbling right into it and getting stuck, and it's delicious and it's horrible and I'm in it and it's not very graceful and it's very awkward and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-cohen/it-s-like-a-bear-stumbling-into-a-beehive-or-a-honey-cache-i-m/)

[Leonard Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-cohen/)

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